what sort of :winker: does this?

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BR14 replied

12 October 2020, 07:54
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

Bootie, dear boy. Show some respect.

sheik yerbootie
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Zigenare replied

12 October 2020, 07:51
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

Craphat.

Bootie, dear boy. Show some respect.
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BR14 replied

12 October 2020, 07:37
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

The Paras need to get their recruits from somewhere.

#Justsaying

Craphat.
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Zigenare replied

12 October 2020, 06:52
Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

These sort of cretins inevitably move up the food chain and do similar things to humans, eventually.

The Paras need to get their recruits from somewhere.

#Justsaying
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FIERCE TANK BATTLE replied

11 October 2020, 16:00
Pretty sure that's high treason.

To the gallows, men!
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BR14 replied

11 October 2020, 15:27
i'll take your word, i've never eaten aeroplane.
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TestMangler replied

11 October 2020, 15:21
If they were going to shoot the poor animal, the least they could have done was use it to make a nice pate. Tastes a bit like Osprey so I've heard.
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NotAllThere replied

11 October 2020, 13:00
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

Someone should drop a rock on it from orbit then.

It's the only way to be sure.
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jamesbrown replied

11 October 2020, 12:56
These sort of cretins inevitably move up the food chain and do similar things to humans, eventually.
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DoctorStrangelove replied

11 October 2020, 12:42
In another life, about 35 years ago, I stopped a scumbag who was about to shoot a swan on the res up the hill.

Originally posted by DrS

Don't you shoot that swan you fecking oik or you & that fecking gun will end up in the res

Originally posted by oik

I wasn't going to shoot the swan, Mr, I was just pointing the gun in its general direction

Originally posted by DrS

Aren't you supposed to be in fecking skool right now? Then feck off & go there.

No reports of a shot swan transpired so I assume the oik fecked off as directed, along with his scumbag friends.

Oddly enough, about 3 weeks later, said oik & companions paid a skool visit to Siliconix and we merrily recognised each other as we passed like ships in the night along the back corridor.
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BR14 replied

11 October 2020, 12:15
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

There is a very troubled nearby estate namely Turin Moor that is always in the news for that sort of incident. It's a good place to look for stolen motorbikes, cars etc.

Someone should drop a rock on it from orbit then.
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Paddy replied

11 October 2020, 12:02
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

Swan shot with arrow in Poole released into wild - BBC News

I mean,

There is a very troubled nearby estate namely Turin Moor that is always in the news for that sort of incident. It's a good place to look for stolen motorbikes, cars etc.
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BR14 started a topic what sort of :winker: does this?

11 October 2020, 11:22
what sort of :winker: does this?

Swan shot with arrow in Poole released into wild - BBC News

I mean,
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