what sort of :winker: does this?

[BR14]

Swan shot with arrow in Poole released into wild - BBC News

I mean,

[Paddy]

Swan shot with arrow in Poole released into wild - BBC News

I mean,

There is a very troubled nearby estate namely Turin Moor that is always in the news for that sort of incident. It's a good place to look for stolen motorbikes, cars etc.

[BR14]

There is a very troubled nearby estate namely Turin Moor that is always in the news for that sort of incident. It's a good place to look for stolen motorbikes, cars etc.

Someone should drop a rock on it from orbit then.

[DoctorStrangelove]

In another life, about 35 years ago, I stopped a scumbag who was about to shoot a swan on the res up the hill.

Don't you shoot that swan you fecking oik or you & that fecking gun will end up in the res

I wasn't going to shoot the swan, Mr, I was just pointing the gun in its general direction

Aren't you supposed to be in fecking skool right now? Then feck off & go there.

No reports of a shot swan transpired so I assume the oik fecked off as directed, along with his scumbag friends.

Oddly enough, about 3 weeks later, said oik & companions paid a skool visit to Siliconix and we merrily recognised each other as we passed like ships in the night along the back corridor.

[jamesbrown]

These sort of cretins inevitably move up the food chain and do similar things to humans, eventually.

[NotAllThere]

Someone should drop a rock on it from orbit then.

It's the only way to be sure.

[TestMangler]

If they were going to shoot the poor animal, the least they could have done was use it to make a nice pate. Tastes a bit like Osprey so I've heard.

[BR14]

i'll take your word, i've never eaten aeroplane.

[FIERCE TANK BATTLE]

Pretty sure that's high treason.

To the gallows, men!

[Zigenare]

These sort of cretins inevitably move up the food chain and do similar things to humans, eventually.

The Paras need to get their recruits from somewhere.

#Justsaying