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Previously on "First signs of going senile"

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    I've got lots of pairs of spectacles scatter about the place for that very reason.

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  • xoggoth
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    Now what did I come in here for?
    Probably looking for your glasses. Accounts for 96% of my activity.

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    I thought an early sign of senility was launching Google* and then forgetting what you were going to look for






    *Other search engines are available
    Now what did I come in here for?

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  • quackhandle
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    I thought an early sign of senility was launching Google* and then forgetting what you were going to look for

    *Other search engines are available
    All the bloody time!!!

    usually with around 10 browser tabs open.



    qh

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  • jainnode
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    But the second sign of senility is not being able to remember any!
    any what?

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

    *Other search engines are available
    But the second sign of senility is not being able to remember any!

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  • ladymuck
    replied
    I thought an early sign of senility was launching Google* and then forgetting what you were going to look for






    *Other search engines are available

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  • xoggoth
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    You should do all your business with Venezuela or Zimbabwe.

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  • ChimpMaster
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    Originally posted by jainnode View Post
    Whats a GPB??
    Gross Product of his Butt?

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  • jainnode
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    I delayed making an large online bill payment all week until the GPB gained against the Euro only to remember that recipient is also GPB.
    Whats a GPB??

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  • Paddy
    started a topic First signs of going senile

    First signs of going senile

    I delayed making an large online bill payment all week until the GBP gained against the Euro only to remember that recipient is also GBP.
    Last edited by Paddy; 23 August 2020, 10:04.

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