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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    This is from my local newspaper, you couldn’t make this up.

    Lancashire dairy farm apologises to Hindus for hosting 'yoga with cows' fitness class | Lancashire Evening Post
    When will people learn to grow a pair and ignore these attention-seeking controversy-stoking idiots.

    The snag is he may have felt that his "new age" customers might largely have been the kind of people who could be swayed by this guy's bleating.

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  • jainnode
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    No one will tell....
    oh, yes they will.........

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    It's a bit late for that. I'm married.
    No one will tell....

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Get yourself a girlfriend!

    Wait till you perfect the butter churner.
    It's a bit late for that. I'm married.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    What's this 'downward dog' position? I seem to miss out on all the good stuff...

    Get yourself a girlfriend!

    Wait till you perfect the butter churner.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Absolutely nuts. Cows are huge, hefty animals and if you're doing downward dog and you're in its way, you're a gonner.

    It is not safe to loiter about a field full of cows. What idiot farmer thought that was a good way to earn a few extra quid?
    What's this 'downward dog' position? I seem to miss out on all the good stuff...

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  • woohoo
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    I thought this story was all bull, then i thought perhaps the newspaper was being lazy and milking it. But there could be moo to this story.

    On a serious note as L said, cows are bloody dangerous.

    Anyway, religion bad, cows bad, yoga bad. Pilates is ok.

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  • AtW
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    Too mooch about nothing

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    This is from my local newspaper, you couldn’t make this up.

    Lancashire dairy farm apologises to Hindus for hosting 'yoga with cows' fitness class | Lancashire Evening Post
    Is that all, no udder news?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    I'm not sure what I think about this story, but when I have decided, I will feel very strongly and be massively offended.
    I will take the opposite opinion and tell you that you are a moron on the Brexit forum.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    It is not safe to loiter about a field full of cows.
    Don't be such a coward.

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  • courtg9000
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Absolutely nuts. Cows are huge, hefty animals and if you're doing downward dog and you're in its way, you're a gonner.

    It is not safe to loiter about a field full of cows. What idiot farmer thought that was a good way to earn a few extra quid?
    I have been involved with 1 or 2 farm conversions and diversification's.
    When you talk to the owners and ask the question "What have you considered in diversification?" you get some totally bonkers responses.
    There are plenty of idiot farmers out there.

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  • BABABlackSheep
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Absolutely nuts. Cows are huge, hefty animals and if you're doing downward dog and you're in its way, you're a gonner.
    Now....if it’s a bull

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  • Old Greg
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    I'm not sure what I think about this story, but when I have decided, I will feel very strongly and be massively offended.

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  • ladymuck
    replied
    Absolutely nuts. Cows are huge, hefty animals and if you're doing downward dog and you're in its way, you're a gonner.

    It is not safe to loiter about a field full of cows. What idiot farmer thought that was a good way to earn a few extra quid?

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