Holy cow!

[woohoo]

This is from my local newspaper, you couldn’t make this up.

Lancashire dairy farm apologises to Hindus for hosting 'yoga with cows' fitness class | Lancashire Evening Post

[ladymuck]

Absolutely nuts. Cows are huge, hefty animals and if you're doing downward dog and you're in its way, you're a gonner.

It is not safe to loiter about a field full of cows. What idiot farmer thought that was a good way to earn a few extra quid?

[Old Greg]

I'm not sure what I think about this story, but when I have decided, I will feel very strongly and be massively offended.

[BABABlackSheep]

Absolutely nuts. Cows are huge, hefty animals and if you're doing downward dog and you're in its way, you're a gonner.

Now....if it’s a bull

[courtg9000]

Absolutely nuts. Cows are huge, hefty animals and if you're doing downward dog and you're in its way, you're a gonner.

It is not safe to loiter about a field full of cows. What idiot farmer thought that was a good way to earn a few extra quid?

I have been involved with 1 or 2 farm conversions and diversification's.
When you talk to the owners and ask the question "What have you considered in diversification?" you get some totally bonkers responses.
There are plenty of idiot farmers out there.

[AtW]

It is not safe to loiter about a field full of cows.

Don't be such a coward.

[NotAllThere]

I'm not sure what I think about this story, but when I have decided, I will feel very strongly and be massively offended.

I will take the opposite opinion and tell you that you are a moron on the Brexit forum.

[Paddy]

This is from my local newspaper, you couldn’t make this up.

Lancashire dairy farm apologises to Hindus for hosting 'yoga with cows' fitness class | Lancashire Evening Post

Is that all, no udder news?

[AtW]

Too mooch about nothing

[woohoo]

I thought this story was all bull, then i thought perhaps the newspaper was being lazy and milking it. But there could be moo to this story.

On a serious note as L said, cows are bloody dangerous.

Anyway, religion bad, cows bad, yoga bad. Pilates is ok.