Reply to: Social distancing in pubs

[LondonManc]

If you can't hold your pint upright when someone bumps into you then you're not a real man

Depends on two key factors:
How full your pint is
How likely the bumper is to replace it with a full one

[Andy2]

Dim is doing well if it's breathing or not breathing.

FTFY

FTFY

[Old Greg]

If you can't hold your pint upright when someone bumps into you then you're not a real man

Churchy will cry into his pint glass and fill it up again.

[ladymuck]

Do what any northern gentleman would do, punch her ******** lights out for spilling your pint!

If you can't hold your pint upright when someone bumps into you then you're not a real man

[Zigenare]

What am I supposed to do if some drunk bird keeps falling into me?

Do what any northern gentleman would do, punch her ******** lights out for spilling your pint!

[vetran]

Dim is doing well if it's a breathing.

FTFY

[Old Greg]

Speciesist!

Nobody could accuse you of discrimination.

[LondonManc]

Drunks cannot socially distance from each other or kebabs. Futile exercise.

[DimPrawn]

Dim is doing well if it's a human.

Speciesist!

[Old Greg]

Transphobe!

Dim is doing well if it's a human.

[d000hg]

Our 'local'* announced re-opening next week it's a small, old-fashioned real-ale place so should be pretty safe.


(*not geographically, but the one we've made our own)

[SueEllen]

FTFY

Transphobe!

[Andy2]

What am I supposed to do if some drunk bloke keeps falling into me?

FTFY

[vetran]

What am I supposed to do if some drunk bird keeps falling into me?

Say no to NLyUK?

[DimPrawn]

What am I supposed to do if some drunk bird keeps falling into me?