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    Social distancing in pubs

    That's the way to do it.

    UK publican using electric fence to enforce distancing

    #2
    What am I supposed to do if some drunk bird keeps falling into me?

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      What am I supposed to do if some drunk bird keeps falling into me?

      Say no to NLyUK?
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        What am I supposed to do if some drunk bloke keeps falling into me?
        FTFY

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          #5
          Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
          FTFY
          Transphobe!
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #6
            Our 'local'* announced re-opening next week it's a small, old-fashioned real-ale place so should be pretty safe.


            (*not geographically, but the one we've made our own)
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
              Transphobe!
              Dim is doing well if it's a human.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                Dim is doing well if it's a human.
                Speciesist!

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                  #9
                  Drunks cannot socially distance from each other or kebabs. Futile exercise.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    Speciesist!
                    Nobody could accuse you of discrimination.

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