Social distancing in pubs

[vetran]

Dim is doing well if it's a breathing.

FTFY

[Zigenare]

What am I supposed to do if some drunk bird keeps falling into me?

Do what any northern gentleman would do, punch her ******** lights out for spilling your pint!

[ladymuck]

Do what any northern gentleman would do, punch her ******** lights out for spilling your pint!

If you can't hold your pint upright when someone bumps into you then you're not a real man

[Old Greg]

If you can't hold your pint upright when someone bumps into you then you're not a real man

Churchy will cry into his pint glass and fill it up again.

[Andy2]

Dim is doing well if it's breathing or not breathing.

FTFY

FTFY

[LondonManc]

If you can't hold your pint upright when someone bumps into you then you're not a real man

Depends on two key factors:
How full your pint is
How likely the bumper is to replace it with a full one