From Eel to beer people determined to injure themselves

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Mordac replied

25 June 2020, 13:34
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Man's bladder is TORN APART from holding urine for 18 hours after he drank 10 bottles of beer | Daily Mail Online

Though I have been there, where I was bursting for a wee.

Try that again when you get to 50 - it's not even slightly possible. Twenty minutes can be a stretch after a heavy session...
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DoctorStrangelove replied

24 June 2020, 11:50
Is there any demand for Cobalt Thorium G expertise?

Just askin' like.
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Halo Jones replied

24 June 2020, 10:50
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Seems like the perfect role doesn't it but you'll probably be wrong. I don't like raid leading and shouting at people although I can see why people think it's the perfect role for me. It's just more interesting tanking IMO, dps can be a bit samey at times and when it goes wrong it's always the healers fault so don't do that.

As a raid healer - yep been there

Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Do I need to stay in more?

World of Warcraft MMORPG

If you were to play I would have you down as a Warlock - summoning beasties from the beyond to do your bidding whilst draining the life from your enemies
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ladymuck replied

24 June 2020, 09:46
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Try being the main tank on a 3 hour 40 man raid on Temple of Ahn'Qiraj after drinking 4 cans of the largest RedBull they make. I was so bloated I thought I was having a baby but I saw it through 'For the Horde'!!!!

Made me the man I am.

Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

For some reason I am not surprised that you take the main tank role!

Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Seems like the perfect role doesn't it but you'll probably be wrong. I don't like raid leading and shouting at people although I can see why people think it's the perfect role for me. It's just more interesting tanking IMO, dps can be a bit samey at times and when it goes wrong it's always the healers fault so don't do that.

Do I need to stay in more?
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northernladuk replied

24 June 2020, 08:45
Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

For some reason I am not surprised that you take the main tank role!

Seems like the perfect role doesn't it but you'll probably be wrong. I don't like raid leading and shouting at people although I can see why people think it's the perfect role for me. It's just more interesting tanking IMO, dps can be a bit samey at times and when it goes wrong it's always the healers fault so don't do that.
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Halo Jones replied

24 June 2020, 07:20
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Try being the main tank on a 3 hour 40 man raid on Temple of Ahn'Qiraj after drinking 4 cans of the largest RedBull they make. I was so bloated I thought I was having a baby but I saw it through 'For the Horde'!!!!

Made me the man I am.

For some reason I am not surprised that you take the main tank role!
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d000hg replied

23 June 2020, 17:22
I'm amazed the body doesn't just rebel before things get that serious.
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DoctorStrangelove replied

23 June 2020, 16:07
How the world has changed, from

My hovercraft is full of eels

to

My bowel is full of eel
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northernladuk replied

23 June 2020, 15:14
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Full of wind?

Double ouch..

Better than being full of eel.
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ladymuck replied

23 June 2020, 14:29
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Try being the main tank on a 3 hour 40 man raid on Temple of Ahn'Qiraj after drinking 4 cans of the largest RedBull they make. I was so bloated I thought I was having a baby but I saw it through 'For the Horde'!!!!

Made me the man I am.

Full of wind?
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northernladuk replied

23 June 2020, 13:49
Originally posted by vetran View Post

what MF?

Ouch.....
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vetran replied

23 June 2020, 13:48
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Try being the main tank on a 3 hour 40 man raid on Temple of Ahn'Qiraj after drinking 4 cans of the largest RedBull they make. I was so bloated I thought I was having a baby but I saw it through 'For the Horde'!!!!

Made me the man I am.

what MF?
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northernladuk replied

23 June 2020, 13:43
Try being the main tank on a 3 hour 40 man raid on Temple of Ahn'Qiraj after drinking 4 cans of the largest RedBull they make. I was so bloated I thought I was having a baby but I saw it through 'For the Horde'!!!!

Made me the man I am.
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vetran started a topic From Eel to beer people determined to injure themselves

23 June 2020, 13:35
From Eel to beer people determined to injure themselves
Man's bladder is TORN APART from holding urine for 18 hours after he drank 10 bottles of beer | Daily Mail Online

Man's bladder is TORN APART from holding urine for 18 hours after he drank 10 bottles of beer and fell asleep

Mr Hu in China was exhausted after his boozy night out and went straight to bed

The 40-year-old was said to have not used the toilet since he started drinking

He was sent to hospital after waking up the next day with sharp abdominal pain

Doctors found Mr Hu's bladder had ruptured in three places due to not urinating

Though I have been there, where I was bursting for a wee.
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