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d000hg replied

6 May 2020, 21:30
Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post

I'd trust him before I'd trust that blonde buffoon who was too stupid not to shake hands with people.

At least it's only their hands Boris was grabbing, unlike the doctor.
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ladymuck replied

6 May 2020, 18:15
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Actually, a face mask would make a good budgie smuggler.

Hopefully not after being used as a budgie smuggler
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xoggoth replied

6 May 2020, 17:50
Originally posted by GJABS View Post

It depends on what part of your anatomy you wear it

Actually, a face mask would make a good budgie smuggler.
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GJABS replied

6 May 2020, 17:15
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Has it been proved yet that you catch it by bonking someone while wearing a face mask?

It depends on what part of your anatomy you wear it
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xoggoth replied

6 May 2020, 16:43
Has it been proved yet that you catch it by bonking someone while wearing a face mask?
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LondonManc replied

6 May 2020, 16:43
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Defenestrated, encouraged to resign, fired in all but name

It wasn't a redundancy, so you're quite correct.
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ladymuck replied

6 May 2020, 16:39
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

He wasn't fired though, was he? As it was, theoretically, he didn't break any law as he didn't leave his house to visit anyone, she visited him

Defenestrated, encouraged to resign, fired in all but name
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LondonManc replied

6 May 2020, 16:32
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

He wasn't fired though, was he? As it was, theoretically, he didn't break any law as he didn't leave his house to visit anyone, she visited him

Odds are he didn't refuse her approach and suggest that they should socially distance though. I couldn't hug my daughter on her birthday last week, simply had to stand at the gate and watch her cry because she was missing us so much. So **** him, he can do one.
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darmstadt replied

6 May 2020, 16:29
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

That's not why he was fired.

He wasn't fired though, was he? As it was, theoretically, he didn't break any law as he didn't leave his house to visit anyone, she visited him
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ladymuck replied

6 May 2020, 15:45
Originally posted by wattaj View Post

As some wag pointed out on the Twitter this morning: it's somewhat ironic to be fired by Boris Johnson for sleeping with someone else's wife.

That's not why he was fired.
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Old Greg replied

6 May 2020, 08:59
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
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LondonManc replied

6 May 2020, 08:37
Originally posted by cojak View Post

The Brits version of defenestration...
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wattaj replied

6 May 2020, 08:31
As some wag pointed out on the Twitter this morning: it's somewhat ironic to be fired by Boris Johnson for sleeping with someone else's wife.
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Old Greg replied

6 May 2020, 08:31
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

Bloody labour supporters. Think the rules don't apply to them! Turns out the twat was a remainer. Who'd have thunked it?

Not a surprise. The Brexiteers were in the shaking hand with infected patients boosterist mindset.
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Uncle Albert replied

6 May 2020, 08:26
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

Bloody labour supporters. Think the rules don't apply to them! Turns out the twat was a remainer. Who'd have thunked it?

If he'd remained it would have been OK. It was leaving that was his downfall.
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