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Previously on "Boris Off Work Again"

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Eton,
    Oxford,
    Investment Bank,
    Safe Seat.

    He'll do just fine.
    Doomed etc.

    Apparently his father was close to meeting the Grim Reaper.

    My sense of disappointment at the apparent postponement of the meeting is palpable.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    With the genes from that blonde bozo the kid's fecked before he starts.
    Eton,
    Oxford,
    Investment Bank,
    Safe Seat.

    He'll do just fine.

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    With the genes from that blonde bozo the kid's fecked before he starts.

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  • jamesbrown
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    Did he really just name his kid Willy Johnson?

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  • ladymuck
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    Poor wee fella

    Johnson and Symonds name baby son Wilfred Lawrie Nicholas - BBC News

    Wilfred. The kid doesn't stand a chance.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

    Better to have robust Viking genes like me! Haven't seen a doctor for over forty years
    Probably riddled with unknown underlying conditions then

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Went for a run on the w/e. Superior upper class genes you see.
    Upper class genes? That's you fecked then

    2020-04-05 The Marquess of Bath obituary

    Better to have robust Viking genes like me! Haven't seen a doctor for over forty years

    Seriously, I just noticed the date of that obituary, a whole month back. Where did April go?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I

    If this CV lurgie is anything like Spanish Flu, it can catch people on the rebound and they may have a heart attack if they aren't fully recovered.
    Went for a run on the w/e. Superior upper class genes you see.

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  • Shackattack
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    If a man living in a council house had a string of illegitimate kids, had an affair while his wife was receiving cancer treatment and got a woman 23 years his junior pregnant, absolutely no one would pretend this was a heartwarming story. It would still be on the front page of the Daily Mail though, just under a different headline.
    eeeyyy why can't ye just be appy fer im, I didn't like Boris at first because he's failed at just about everything, but now the papers have started to use WW2 rhetoric it's woken in me some long dead history porn and drawn parallels with a tedious fcking war ar grandparent fert fer. Even though there only real purpose is to ensure they do exactly what there Tory donors of which there are many tell them to do.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

    Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds announce birth of son - BBC News

    Two days back from the sick, and he’s off on paternity leave! What a chancer
    In all seriousness though, Boris the Bounder is bonkers returning to work so soon.

    If this CV lurgie is anything like Spanish Flu, it can catch people on the rebound and they may have a heart attack if they aren't fully recovered.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Paralytic View Post
    When all this is over, I wonder if anyone will calculate whether his bedroom and handshaking antics combined have resulted in a net positive or a net negative change to the UK population.
    If a man living in a council house had a string of illegitimate kids, had an affair while his wife was receiving cancer treatment and got a woman 23 years his junior pregnant, absolutely no one would pretend this was a heartwarming story. It would still be on the front page of the Daily Mail though, just under a different headline.

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  • Paralytic
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    How do you know he has six?

    Even he doesn't know..
    When all this is over, I wonder if anyone will calculate whether his bedroom and handshaking antics combined have resulted in a net positive or a net negative change to the UK population.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Shackattack View Post
    Leave the poor guy alone, he's just had a baby with a woman he was cheating on whilst his wife was recovering from cancer.

    All of his other six shoulder by different mothers including the one he tried to deny are really happy with the new arrival.

    He'll probably need to take 6 weeks full pay not including bank holidays of work now.

    Congratulation Boris.
    How do you know he has six?

    Even he doesn't know..

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  • Shackattack
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    Leave the poor guys alone

    Leave the poor guy alone, he's just had a baby with a woman he was cheating on whilst his wife was recovering from cancer.

    All of his other six shoulder by different mothers including the one he tried to deny are really happy with the new arrival.

    He'll probably need to take 6 weeks full pay not including bank holidays of work now.

    Congratulation Boris.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    THere are no contractors in NK. You are assigned a job.
    Like PC?

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