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Previously on "hey EEK a new profle picture?"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    You can manage that from at least 2m away, then your talents are more impressive than I imagined
    You not heard of the long arm of the law?



    I never broke the Law! I am the law!


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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    How are your shoulders this evening LM. Would you like me to help?
    You can manage that from at least 2m away, then your talents are more impressive than I imagined

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    How are your shoulders this evening LM. Would you like me to help?
    How are you going to do that when the restraining ortder says you have to keep 400m away?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Cooor! Panda porn!
    Will there be a pandemic?

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Looks more like a back massage
    How are your shoulders this evening LM. Would you like me to help?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Looks more like a back massage

    don't complain about foreplay!

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  • NotAllThere
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    Don't panda to him.

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  • ladymuck
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    Looks more like a back massage

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  • PhiltheGreek
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Cooor! Panda porn!
    Nah, Heimlich manoeuvre.

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  • xoggoth
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    Cooor! Panda porn!

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  • vetran
    started a topic hey EEK a new profle picture?

    hey EEK a new profle picture?

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