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Mordac replied

16 March 2020, 20:00
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Ignore all those naysayers. It's been proven that testicular asymmetry is a key factor in immortality.

And all your research into this is duly acknowledged. You might even get your name in a paper. Let's just hope it's not the Daily Mail...
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Mordac replied

16 March 2020, 19:50
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

What can I say, I am a fan of pickles.

Do they go well with hummous? I'm only asking for a friend, like...
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ladymuck replied

16 March 2020, 19:05
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

You're guaranteed immortality then, seeing as you keep HWMBO's in a jar.

What can I say, I am a fan of pickles.
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MarillionFan replied

16 March 2020, 18:47
Originally posted by administrator View Post

One of my testicles is bigger than the other. Am I going to die?

Not of the coronavirus
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Uncle Albert replied

16 March 2020, 18:25
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NotAllThere replied

16 March 2020, 17:55
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Ignore all those naysayers. It's been proven that testicular asymmetry is a key factor in immortality.

You're guaranteed immortality then, seeing as you keep HWMBO's in a jar.
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Old Greg replied

16 March 2020, 14:23
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Does this include cretinism?

Yes, considering you all think it's curable by washing your hands in Brexit, because that's what oPM's dentist reckons.
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ladymuck replied

16 March 2020, 14:19
Originally posted by administrator View Post

One of my testicles is bigger than the other. Am I going to die?

Ignore all those naysayers. It's been proven that testicular asymmetry is a key factor in immortality.
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NotAllThere replied

16 March 2020, 14:17
Originally posted by administrator View Post

One of my testicles is bigger than the other. Am I going to die?

Yes. Eventually.
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BolshieBastard replied

16 March 2020, 13:55
Originally posted by administrator View Post

One of my testicles is bigger than the other. Am I going to die?

Nope but you'll probably walk lobsided!
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Eirikur replied

16 March 2020, 13:26
gammonfaceism certainly counts
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Whorty replied

16 March 2020, 13:12
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Does this include cretinism?

It certainly includes those who can't spell
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SimonMac replied

16 March 2020, 12:59
Originally posted by administrator View Post

One of my testicles is bigger than the other. Am I going to die?

Yes, could be tomorrow, could be when you are 100 with a nubile woman working each bollock, but ultimately yes you're going to die
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Mordac replied

16 March 2020, 12:24
Originally posted by administrator View Post

One of my testicles is bigger than the other. Am I going to die?

No, that's just bollocks...
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WTFH replied

16 March 2020, 12:23
Originally posted by administrator View Post

One of my testicles is bigger than the other. Am I going to die?

Two of mine are the same size. The other one isn’t
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