Doomed

[BritishLad88]

Just don't go to the restaurant tomorrow to celebrate the new year and order a Corona.

The jokes are certainly flying in

[BritishLad88]

Python?

Haha

[ladymuck]

Well the UK 14 are in the clear, it seems. Not reached our bonny shores just yet.

[NigelJK]

Just don't go to the restaurant tomorrow to celebrate the new year and order a Corona.

[NotAllThere]

Somebody caught it from bonking a snake apparently.

Mistook it for a banana, did they?

[DoctorStrangelove]

Look out!

Run for the hills!

The lying Tory mother****er who's Health Secretary has just walked out of the COBRA meeting saying there's nothing to worry about!

And no, I don't know the nonentity's name.

[DoctorStrangelove]

Here we go here we go here we go:

Doomsday Clock - Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists

Buy your Cobalt Thorium G and wear your mushrooms & anti virus masks with pride.

[AtW]

Somebody caught it from bonking a snake apparently.

Python?

[Martin Bank Holiday]

Cue the doomladen music to "Survivors (1975)".

Keep your shotguns loaded & go easy on the baked beans.

I seem to remember spending a long time being convinced I'd caught rabies after watching that...

[xoggoth]

Somebody caught it from bonking a snake apparently.

[DoctorStrangelove]

Cue the doomladen music to "Survivors (1975)".

Keep your shotguns loaded & go easy on the baked beans.

[wattaj]

TBH, their more likely to catch something worse at the QEH. Good luck to them; they'll need it.

[CheeseSlice]

So the coronavirus is here apparently. Presumably it had to come into heathrow to get to Scotland?
I guess its going to be doing the rounds everywhere else in the UK soon

Coronavirus fears in Scotland as two in hospital after China trip