How to cook Lasagne

[RetSet]

Why is she wearing weightlifting gloves?? [emoji23]

To let the word know she curls in the squat rack

[d000hg]

I always had the feeling Paris was at least partly in on the joke that is her life/career, from the odd interview I've seen.

[NotAllThere]

Didn't realise, it's reviewed in The Granuiad: 'Spoons are so brutal!' Paris Hilton's cooking show is a rare work of comic genius | Television & radio | The Guardian

Been a while since I enjoyed reading anything in the Guardian, but that's brilliant!

Trained scientists could parse Cooking with Paris for traces of self-awareness and come up none the wiser.

[hairymouse]

Didn't realise, it's reviewed in The Granuiad: 'Spoons are so brutal!' Paris Hilton's cooking show is a rare work of comic genius | Television & radio | The Guardian

According to that article, I could be right. If she's in on the joke then she is a genius.

[darmstadt]

Didn't realise, it's reviewed in The Granuiad: 'Spoons are so brutal!' Paris Hilton's cooking show is a rare work of comic genius | Television & radio | The Guardian

[scooterscot]

Thought the pug was called Lasagne.

She never washed her hands before cooking. I'm out.

[hairymouse]

I always thought Paris was a secret genius because she turned a bit of fleeting fame around a sex tape into a million dollar career.

Looks like I was wrong. Every second of that video had so much idiocy I thought it was a joke. My favourite was using the massive metal BBQ spatula to stir the meat in the non stick frying pan.

[Pondlife]

You have to feel some sympathy for the poor lackey who bought the unshredded cheese.

[ladymuck]

It's heavy work!

[KinooOrKinog]

Why is she wearing weightlifting gloves?? [emoji23]

[ladymuck]

So you carry a ratty dog about and then prepare food without washing your hands first.

[Paddy]

How not to cook lasagna

[darmstadt]

Really should be in Light Relief but maybe it will help someone...