Really should be in Light Relief but maybe it will help someone...
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
How not to cook lasagna"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
So you carry a ratty dog about and then prepare food without washing your hands first.Comment
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Why is she wearing weightlifting gloves?? [emoji23]If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcasticallyComment
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It's heavy work!Comment
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You have to feel some sympathy for the poor lackey who bought the unshredded cheese.Comment
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I always thought Paris was a secret genius because she turned a bit of fleeting fame around a sex tape into a million dollar career.
Looks like I was wrong. Every second of that video had so much idiocy I thought it was a joke. My favourite was using the massive metal BBQ spatula to stir the meat in the non stick frying pan.Comment
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Thought the pug was called Lasagne.
She never washed her hands before cooking. I'm out."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Didn't realise, it's reviewed in The Granuiad: 'Spoons are so brutal!' Paris Hilton's cooking show is a rare work of comic genius | Television & radio | The Guardian“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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According to that article, I could be right. If she's in on the joke then she is a genius.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostComment
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