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Previously on "Songs for your funeral"

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    nah that's just a comment on the nasty little rash NLyUK gave you!
    Should be gone in a few days, once the antibiotics kick in

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    i don't choose the crap titles pal.
    Looks like AI has you down to a T then

    You go ride 'em, cowboy

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Sounds like a great tactic for getting people to stop hitting on her
    That was my thought. If it was, hats off to her.

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    Happily I'll be long gone by then.

    The very thought of another 35 years like the last one makes me cringe.
    Just leave the key to the armoury where I can find it!

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Usually we have to pay for that round here. Though NLyUK is quite cheap.

    Reminds me of my time at Chase Bank on equity option desk. A new secretary joined. Young. Very pretty. A trader asked her out. She said yes. On the date, he asked where she wanted to go. She said a lap dancing club. When there, she asked a stripper for a private dance. She touch the stripper up and they both got thrown out.

    He was mortified. So when she invited him home, he said no. She replied "It will be fun. I will make bleed from every orifice."

    No-one ever asked her out again.....
    Sounds like a great tactic for getting people to stop hitting on her

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by mb31 View Post
    If the hat fits I'll happily wear it. I prefer self depreciation.

    Perhaps if I survive for the next 35 years on here then you can all turn up to my funeral and slag me off as part of the eulogy. As a ghost I'd pissing myself when I've finished giving you a ghost golden shower and penetrating you in every which way.
    Usually we have to pay for that round here. Though NLyUK is quite cheap.

    Reminds me of my time at Chase Bank on equity option desk. A new secretary joined. Young. Very pretty. A trader asked her out. She said yes. On the date, he asked where she wanted to go. She said a lap dancing club. When there, she asked a stripper for a private dance. She touch the stripper up and they both got thrown out.

    He was mortified. So when she invited him home, he said no. She replied "It will be fun. I will make bleed from every orifice."

    No-one ever asked her out again.....

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Originally posted by mb31 View Post
    If the hat fits I'll happily wear it. I prefer self depreciation.

    Perhaps if I survive for the next 35 years on here
    Happily I'll be long gone by then.

    The very thought of another 35 years like the last one makes me cringe.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by mb31 View Post
    If the hat fits I'll happily wear it. I prefer self depreciation.

    Perhaps if I survive for the next 35 years on here then you can all turn up to my funeral and slag me off as part of the eulogy. As a ghost I'd pissing myself when I've finished giving you a ghost golden shower and penetrating you in every which way.
    That saves us the effort...

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  • mb31
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    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    Whatever happened to "More fingers than teeth"?

    Just askin' like.
    If the hat fits I'll happily wear it. I prefer self depreciation.

    Perhaps if I survive for the next 35 years on here then you can all turn up to my funeral and slag me off as part of the eulogy. As a ghost I'd pissing myself when I've finished giving you a ghost golden shower and penetrating you in every which way.

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Originally posted by mb31 View Post
    For example, look at the titles and reputation comments we have. Mine is

    mb31 is too good to be a permie
    Whatever happened to "More fingers than teeth"?

    Just askin' like.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    So speaks the man who is always on top? Cowboy?

    Mine is "scorchio!" which is about right. I am hot

    nah that's just a comment on the nasty little rash NLyUK gave you!

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    So speaks the man who is always on top? Cowboy?

    Mine is "scorchio!" which is about right. I am hot
    i don't choose the crap titles pal.
    otherwise yours would be rather different.

    maybe 'bampotus maximus' or 'ultimus tosserus'

    hmmmm.............


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  • mb31
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    BR I still don't understand the abbreviations so I'm going to assume you're saying something nice and thank you.

    My wife is a psychiatric nurse and she's trained in restraint and giving unruly patients depot injections. If medication compliance is a genuine problem for you then PM me and I'll arrange some "treatment" gratis.

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    so STFU then FFS!

    So speaks the man who is always on top? Cowboy?

    Mine is "scorchio!" which is about right. I am hot

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