Songs for your funeral

[vetran]

So speaks the man who is always on top? Cowboy?

Mine is "scorchio!" which is about right. I am hot

nah that's just a comment on the nasty little rash NLyUK gave you!

[DoctorStrangelove]

For example, look at the titles and reputation comments we have. Mine is

mb31 is too good to be a permie

Whatever happened to "More fingers than teeth"?

Just askin' like.

[mb31]

Whatever happened to "More fingers than teeth"?

Just askin' like.

If the hat fits I'll happily wear it. I prefer self depreciation.

Perhaps if I survive for the next 35 years on here then you can all turn up to my funeral and slag me off as part of the eulogy. As a ghost I'd pissing myself when I've finished giving you a ghost golden shower and penetrating you in every which way.

[Mordac]

If the hat fits I'll happily wear it. I prefer self depreciation.

Perhaps if I survive for the next 35 years on here then you can all turn up to my funeral and slag me off as part of the eulogy. As a ghost I'd pissing myself when I've finished giving you a ghost golden shower and penetrating you in every which way.

That saves us the effort...

[DoctorStrangelove]

If the hat fits I'll happily wear it. I prefer self depreciation.

Perhaps if I survive for the next 35 years on here

Happily I'll be long gone by then.

The very thought of another 35 years like the last one makes me cringe.

[BrilloPad]

If the hat fits I'll happily wear it. I prefer self depreciation.

Perhaps if I survive for the next 35 years on here then you can all turn up to my funeral and slag me off as part of the eulogy. As a ghost I'd pissing myself when I've finished giving you a ghost golden shower and penetrating you in every which way.

Usually we have to pay for that round here. Though NLyUK is quite cheap.

Reminds me of my time at Chase Bank on equity option desk. A new secretary joined. Young. Very pretty. A trader asked her out. She said yes. On the date, he asked where she wanted to go. She said a lap dancing club. When there, she asked a stripper for a private dance. She touch the stripper up and they both got thrown out.

He was mortified. So when she invited him home, he said no. She replied "It will be fun. I will make bleed from every orifice."

No-one ever asked her out again.....

[ladymuck]

Usually we have to pay for that round here. Though NLyUK is quite cheap.

Reminds me of my time at Chase Bank on equity option desk. A new secretary joined. Young. Very pretty. A trader asked her out. She said yes. On the date, he asked where she wanted to go. She said a lap dancing club. When there, she asked a stripper for a private dance. She touch the stripper up and they both got thrown out.

He was mortified. So when she invited him home, he said no. She replied "It will be fun. I will make bleed from every orifice."

No-one ever asked her out again.....

Sounds like a great tactic for getting people to stop hitting on her

[Zigenare]

Happily I'll be long gone by then.

The very thought of another 35 years like the last one makes me cringe.

Just leave the key to the armoury where I can find it!

[BrilloPad]

Sounds like a great tactic for getting people to stop hitting on her

That was my thought. If it was, hats off to her.

[Whorty]

i don't choose the crap titles pal.

Looks like AI has you down to a T then

You go ride 'em, cowboy