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Previously on "Epitaph for a banned forum member"

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Two for the price of one,
    BOGOF!

    What's not to like.

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post
    Fack off. A lot of effort wint into that
    Two for the price of one,

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  • Big Blue Plymouth
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    FTFY
    Fack off. A lot of effort wint into that

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by moneybags View Post
    I intend to try harder ladymuck. .
    Sounds like you intend to start trolling. Yes, that will get you a ban.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    I guess NAT forgot to mention the rules about being a tedious chunt then.
    It would be a tad hypocritical.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Try harder, you ain't banned yet
    Fingers crossed though.

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  • northernladuk
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    I guess NAT forgot to mention the rules about being a tedious chunt then.

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  • BR14
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    where's the scourer?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by moneybags View Post
    Here lies a dull twunt. Gone but not missed.
    FTFY

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  • moneybags
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    I intend to try harder ladymuck. This is just a placeholder.

    In recent years, I've only had one 24 hour ban on another forum for purchasing a vinyl clock from another forum member. The rules were that you can't sell on the forum. The guy who sold me the clock got banned for a month and nobody would have even known about the sale if he hadn't plastered it all over the boards to drum up business.

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  • ladymuck
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    Try harder, you ain't banned yet

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  • moneybags
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    Prepare for the worst expect the best.

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  • moneybags
    started a topic Epitaph for a banned forum member

    Epitaph for a banned forum member

    Do not click on my page and weep,
    I am not there, I do not sleep,
    I am the smiley that you post,
    the one that you called twunk the most,
    I am the joke that got deleted,
    a swear word not to be repeated,
    I am ?who knows? a hidden guest,
    on other sites I beat my chest,
    Each time your CPU shuts down,
    I am the final fan sigh sound,
    Do not post on my page and cry,
    they’ve banned me now, I can’t reply.

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