Flight delayed.

[GJABS]

At least you're not stuck in the first class lounge with an obese twunt.

You are free to leave said lounge though, and join the rest of us plebs.

[Lance]

Not like this?

[Gibbon]

One of the reasons I considered his remark misogynistic.

Oh, and how about something like:

I find the distal phalanx of my middle finger is the one most appreciated, the index and ring finger do the parting.

[NotAllThere]

There is nothing stopping a lady having a 'wank' to pass the time - ok there needs to be a new emoji but other than that.

One of the reasons I considered his remark misogynistic.

Oh, and how about something like:

[original PM]

Wank and time flies.

PS. I am not sure if you are a female, if so, still, just read the above as 'wank someone.....'

Even though he has been banned I feel that we need to address this.

There is nothing stopping a lady having a 'wank' to pass the time - ok there needs to be a new emoji but other than that.

[northernladuk]

Why is who still here? [emoji16]

No idea who you are taking about

[NotAllThere]

How/why are you still here?

Why is who still here? ?

[pscont]

Same reason as why you are.

[northernladuk]

Wank and time flies.

PS. I am not sure if you are a female, if so, still, just read the above as 'wank someone.....'

How/why are you still here?

[pscont]

Sitting in the airport, having gut up far too early. Flight delayed... And the coffee place is playing I Don't Like Mondays.

I think they're taking the piss.

Wank and time flies.

PS. I am not sure if you are a female, if so, still, just read the above as 'wank someone.....'

[woohoo]

Sitting in the airport, having gut up far too early. Flight delayed... And the coffee place is playing I Don't Like Mondays.

I think they're taking the piss.

It's mornings like that when I call up the airport and make a hoax bomb call. Flights delayed, airport closed, head home, put my feet up and go back to sleep.

Warning.
This is a sarcastic attempt at a joke, in no way do I recommend making hoax calls. All airports and calls are fictional. Apart from that one time at Manchester Airport.

[Old Greg]

At least you're not stuck in the first class lounge with an obese twunt.

[NotAllThere]

Time for some champagne...

Better make it a Bucks Fizz really as it is still breakfast time.

An excellent plan with no drawbacks! Thank you sir for the suggestion.

[original PM]

Time for some champagne...

Better make it a Bucks Fizz really as it is still breakfast time.

[NotAllThere]

Sitting in the airport, having gut up far too early. Flight delayed... And the coffee place is playing I Don't Like Mondays.

I think they're taking the piss.