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  • DealorNoDeal
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    The treacherous MSM is now reporting that the Glorious Leader has been reported to the Independent Office for Police Conduct.
    It's another ̶D̶e̶m̶o̶c̶r̶a̶t̶ Labour witch hunt.
    Last edited by DealorNoDeal; 28 September 2019, 07:52.

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  • Old Greg
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    The treacherous MSM is now reporting that the Glorious Leader has been reported to the Independent Office for Police Conduct.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Can we also have a law against behaving like a clown?
    nah you wouldn't last a day sharing a bunk with Bubba!

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    I had a privileged upbringing. I attended the best schools, lived in a fantastic area, a second home and was given every opportunity.

    I am always very respectful of my father who made every effort to support my family with a successful career. And prompt tax payments.
    Excellent. I'm sure you'll think of other things that make you such a winner as the evening wears on.

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    You should stick to what you know. Tell us about how your working class upbringing made you an alcoholic.
    I had a privileged upbringing. I attended the best schools, lived in a fantastic area, a second home and was given every opportunity.

    I am always very respectful of my father who made every effort to support my family with a successful career. And prompt tax payments.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    I had a tiny violin ready in the private school thread.
    You should stick to what you know. Tell us about how your working class upbringing made you an alcoholic.

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Probably to limit the witless wittering of a not-very-bright dullard alcoholic.
    I had a tiny violin ready in the private school thread.

    Never a dry eye in the house when you give us your oliver twist tales.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Why are we merging my posts?



    This was 2 distinct posts.

    Why exactly were they merged?
    Probably to limit the witless wittering of a not-very-bright dullard alcoholic.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Why are we merging my posts?



    This was 2 distinct posts.

    Why exactly were they merged?
    WGAS

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    "and appeared in a Google hangout alongside Arcuri"

    Honestly?

    This is where we are now?
    Hey fella. Welcome back. How was your party again?

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  • minestrone
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    Why are we merging my posts?

    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    David Cameron: I am evangelical about Christian faith | Politics | The Guardian

    Tony Blair believed God wanted him to go to war to fight evil, claims his mentor - Telegraph

    Gordon Brown should have been more open about his faith when he was Prime Minister | The Independent

    Theresa May reveals how her faith in God gives her confidence she is 'doing the right thing' | The Independent


    Honestly, with that track record someone who could get Aleister Crowley on a Ouija board probably has a better chance of success as prime minister.

    It's just the lowest level of writing...

    "government cyber skills grant intended to assist UK firms, even though she has now returned to live in the US."

    It's written for people who do not understand the difference between a legal business entity and a shareholder.
    This was 2 distinct posts.

    Why exactly were they merged?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Honest Boris
    I read that as Honest Doris. Here's a picture of her.

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  • minestrone
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    David Cameron: I am evangelical about Christian faith | Politics | The Guardian

    Tony Blair believed God wanted him to go to war to fight evil, claims his mentor - Telegraph

    Gordon Brown should have been more open about his faith when he was Prime Minister | The Independent

    Theresa May reveals how her faith in God gives her confidence she is 'doing the right thing' | The Independent


    Honestly, with that track record someone who could get Aleister Crowley on a Ouija board probably has a better chance of success as prime minister.

    It's just the lowest level of writing...

    "government cyber skills grant intended to assist UK firms, even though she has now returned to live in the US."

    It's written for people who do not understand the difference between a legal business entity and a shareholder.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Apologies if a Graun quote triggers anyone.
    Don't apologise, just resist. There is more than enough of your tedious tripe on here as it is without you supplementing the witless garbage with extracts from that dreary comic..

    HTH

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    "and appeared in a Google hangout alongside Arcuri"

    Honestly?

    This is where we are now?
    Apologies if a Graun quote triggers anyone.

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