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Big Blue Plymouth replied

28 July 2019, 19:14
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Where should I put a black hole?

Ever tried a Witch's Hat ? - It's a normal cornet with an ice lolly embedded upside down into the ice cream. Retro thing apparently but I dont remember those growing up.
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BrilloPad replied

28 July 2019, 17:31
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

But is a Nobbly Bobbly still ok?

Where should I put a black hole?
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xoggoth replied

26 July 2019, 19:47
I wouldn't mind licking one of those.
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SimonMac replied

26 July 2019, 14:23
Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post

Please, do not put ice lollies into your vagina to cool down | Metro News

Magnum??

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But is a Nobbly Bobbly still ok?
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Big Blue Plymouth replied

26 July 2019, 14:20
Sounds like a fab idea
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Zigenare replied

26 July 2019, 13:39
Originally posted by GJABS View Post

Some women are so cold though - you would put the lolly into the vag to cool the lolly down.

Where do you dig 'em up?
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GJABS replied

26 July 2019, 12:48
Some women are so cold though - you would put the lolly into the vag to cool the lolly down.
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Zigenare replied

25 July 2019, 13:52
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Quite recently I applied some Tiger balm to the back of my neck. Lovely coolness in this weather. Then I went for a pee forgetting about the residual Tiger balm on me finger tips.

I'll not be making that mistake again.

inneresting.
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scooterscot replied

25 July 2019, 13:41
Quite recently I applied some Tiger balm to the back of my neck. Lovely coolness in this weather. Then I went for a pee forgetting about the residual Tiger balm on me finger tips.

I'll not be making that mistake again.
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NigelJK replied

25 July 2019, 13:36
There are many things that should never go near a vagina, and ice lollies are up there.

Had to laugh.
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Mordac replied

25 July 2019, 13:32
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

I know right. Naga chillies are fine??

If you fancy a really hot flush...
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northernladuk replied

25 July 2019, 13:26
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

WTF?????

I know right. Naga chillies are fine??
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Mordac replied

25 July 2019, 13:18
Before we go on, here’s a quick recap of things that don’t belong inside your vagina: say no to parsley, aubergine bath bombs, and garlic cloves.

WTF?????
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GhostofTarbera started a topic Keeping cool - top tip

25 July 2019, 12:59
Keeping cool - top tip

Please, do not put ice lollies into your vagina to cool down | Metro News

Magnum??

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