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Previously on "How to protect against prostate cancer"

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    Not true, I can attest having far exceeded that figure.

    99% of men will get some form of prostate cancer if they live long enough, most will die of something else though and be symptomless. The stats are age related.

    At 50, 50% have some abnormality
    At 60 60%
    At 70 70% etc.
    So basically that 1% are the ones wanking like a chimp then

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  • Gibbon
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    Not true, I can attest having far exceeded that figure.

    99% of men will get some form of prostate cancer if they live long enough, most will die of something else though and be symptomless. The stats are age related.

    At 50, 50% have some abnormality
    At 60 60%
    At 70 70% etc.

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  • psychocandy
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    Easy mun - in a week....

    #solo #wankingspanner

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Once it used to be an apple a day to stay healthy, then it was five portions of fruit a day, now they are telling us to eat ten.

    So how long before they are telling us to ejaculate 200 times a month?
    So after 16 we are all dead?

    I suppose its good for the environment.....

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    what Brillo's missus? She is the reason I'm getting my 21 happy endings in by Wednesday!
    You she give one to each of my exs....

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Once it used to be an apple a day to stay healthy, then it was five portions of fruit a day, now they are telling us to eat ten.

    So how long before they are telling us to ejaculate 200 times a month?
    What happens if you only manage 199? Is that it? Goodnight Vienna? How crusty do your curtains have to be?

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  • xoggoth
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    Once it used to be an apple a day to stay healthy, then it was five portions of fruit a day, now they are telling us to eat ten.

    So how long before they are telling us to ejaculate 200 times a month?

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  • scooterscot
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    Read this story a while back. Din't realise it was every month. No wonder I'm knackered in the evenings.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Oh, the ironing!

    You tried too hard there. Like the little fat kid that's happy he's not the one being singled out.

    Pretty sure warty is climaxing more than 21 times by his own hand in a day. I reckon he is up there with the chap in American pie.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    **** me you are dull.

    I suppose that's one of his 21!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    Seems doable.

    what Brillo's missus? She is the reason I'm getting my 21 happy endings in by Wednesday!

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Oh, the ironing!

    You tried too hard there. Like the little fat kid that's happy he's not the one being singled out.
    Oh dear. Projecting again.

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  • xoggoth
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    Old news. As the saying goes "A w*nk a day keeps the doctor away"

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  • quackhandle
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Why do you have to objectify him? His name is Henry....
    Hetty is far more of a goer.




    Or so I've been told.

    qh

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Someone left the vacuum cleaner under the desk
    Why do you have to objectify him? His name is Henry....

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