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Previously on "Aim to please"

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Stone me that's best larf I've had all day.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    But not you
    No, not me. My deep insecurities manifest in other ways.
    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    ... you metrosexual virtue signalling twat!
    Oh dear. Ziggy's been triggered.

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  • northernladuk
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    How it really should be done.

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by crap that NotAllThere makes up View Post
    Some insecure men feel that if they're not standing to pee, they're not masculine.
    But not you, eh, you metrosexual virtue signalling twat!
    Last edited by Zigenare; 14 July 2019, 09:21.

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  • scooterscot
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    A number of homes actually usually only seen them here in Bavaria not in the north, anyway have seen a few homes with urinals, which just seems odd. But seeing this...

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    BTW: Standing to pee is the only way to fully empty the bladder
    Wrong. In fact, if you've got problems emptying your bladder, sitting down is more effective.

    Sit or Stand: How Should Men Pee? | RealClearScience

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    in others, the feckin hole's at the front, so you really need precision pishin
    Aiming To Reduce Cleaning Costs by Blake Evans-Pritchard (Works That Work magazine)

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    In schiphol, NL, the urinals have a fly imprinted on the optimum spot.

    BTW: Standing to pee is the only way to fully empty the bladder
    in others, the feckin hole's at the front, so you really need precision pishin

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Sort it out boys.

    In NL, the urinals have a fly imprinted on the optimum spot.

    BTW: Standing to pee is the only way to fully empty the bladder

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    and a bombsight? , maybe?
    Sometimes, a bigger toilet would make life a lot easier....

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    need a blue tablet to help with that?
    and a bombsight? , maybe?

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Challenge accepted....

    need a blue tablet to help with that?

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Aim to please
    Challenge accepted....

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
    Me too. Although that was motivated by a fear of splashback generating 'Phil The Leak' headlines in the cheaper papers.
    or 'phil yer boots' perhaps

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  • PhiltheGreek
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    Me too. Although that was motivated by a fear of splashback generating 'Phil The Leak' headlines in the cheaper papers.

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