Me too. Although that was motivated by a fear of splashback generating 'Phil The Leak' headlines in the cheaper papers.
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or 'phil yer boots' perhapsOriginally posted by PhiltheGreek View PostMe too. Although that was motivated by a fear of splashback generating 'Phil The Leak' headlines in the cheaper papers.
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need a blue tablet to help with that?Originally posted by greenlake View PostChallenge accepted....

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and a bombsight? , maybe?Originally posted by BR14 View Postneed a blue tablet to help with that?
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Sometimes, a bigger toilet would make life a lot easier....Originally posted by BR14 View Postand a bombsight? , maybe?
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In NL, the urinals have a fly imprinted on the optimum spot.Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
BTW: Standing to pee is the only way to fully empty the bladder"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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in others, the feckin hole's at the front, so you really need precision pishinOriginally posted by Paddy View PostIn schiphol, NL, the urinals have a fly imprinted on the optimum spot.
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Aiming To Reduce Cleaning Costs by Blake Evans-Pritchard (Works That Work magazine)Originally posted by BR14 View Postin others, the feckin hole's at the front, so you really need precision pishin"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Wrong. In fact, if you've got problems emptying your bladder, sitting down is more effective.Originally posted by Paddy View PostBTW: Standing to pee is the only way to fully empty the bladder
Sit or Stand: How Should Men Pee? | RealClearScienceDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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