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northernladyuk replied

24 May 2019, 14:16
Originally posted by vetran View Post

I wear shirts soaked with poppers! that way I'm nice and loose down below when NLUK fists me!

FTFY
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vetran replied

24 May 2019, 14:12
I wear shirts with poppers! that way when the women can't restrain themselves as usual I can do them up afterwards!
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Old Greg replied

24 May 2019, 09:51
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Only wear shirts at funeral these days.

I'm a liberally minded person, but I'm shocked.
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TwoWolves replied

23 May 2019, 23:55
Two buttons are fine but after 50 there has to be a t-shirt underneath or it's a bit unsightly.

Shorts are verboten. People can get queazy.
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original PM replied

23 May 2019, 20:40
Originally posted by vetran View Post

he is projecting as usual he still thinks you have erectile dysfunction and a nasty little rash!

Never had a problem with either although for the second that is probably more luck than judgement.

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vetran replied

23 May 2019, 20:26
Originally posted by original PM View Post

Close but the t shirt is more like this

and i ain't fat, bald and old either.

he is projecting as usual he still thinks you have erectile dysfunction and a nasty little rash!
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xoggoth replied

23 May 2019, 17:28
Only wear shirts at funeral these days. What I really hate is jeans with buttons instead of zips, when yer need a pee it takes you ages to get yer thingy out.
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original PM replied

23 May 2019, 16:12
Close but the t shirt is more like this

and i ain't fat, bald and old either.
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Whorty replied

23 May 2019, 15:21
Originally posted by original PM View Post

I wear a t-shirt - with no buttons on...

You're looking well. Keep up the good work
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original PM replied

23 May 2019, 15:13
I wear a t-shirt - with no buttons on...
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woohoo replied

23 May 2019, 15:00
Work from home, so have a sweaty t-shirt on, after visiting the driving range at lunch.

Do you people seriously still travel to a clients business to work. Man, that's so 2000 and late.
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ladymuck replied

23 May 2019, 13:36
It's not a true Hasslehoff unless you have at least 4 buttons undone.

Smooth chests need not apply.
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NotAllThere replied

23 May 2019, 13:33
Fixed your decidedly poor AndyW option.
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SimonMac replied

23 May 2019, 12:40
Originally posted by Jog On View Post

There is 'should' and what people actually do. Only looking for actuals here.

We are contractors, we sell ourselves, anyone who is a primark shirt can log out o the site
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Jog On replied

23 May 2019, 12:35
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

A well fitted shirt you should only ever need one button undone

There is 'should' and what people actually do. Only looking for actuals here.
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