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ladymuck replied

28 December 2018, 11:36
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Well, if it fits....

Works a treat if your phone is set to vibrate on ringing

Whole new meaning of using a dictaphone...
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northernladyuk replied

27 December 2018, 22:33
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Well, if it fits....

And—which is more—you'll be a Man, my son!
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greenlake replied

27 December 2018, 15:25
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

You stuffed something up his **rse?

Well, if it fits....
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DimPrawn replied

27 December 2018, 11:18
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I may have been guilty of this with MrFitz at the CUK party.

You stuffed something up his **rse?
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eek replied

27 December 2018, 11:16
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Christmas Day at the parentals meant doing PC support. Any visit means doing PC support now I think about it.

I just do it as they call in between their house down south and their flat up north...
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mudskipper replied

27 December 2018, 11:10
I may have been guilty of this with MrFitz at the CUK party.
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ladymuck replied

27 December 2018, 11:07
Christmas Day at the parentals meant doing PC support. Any visit means doing PC support now I think about it.
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xoggoth replied

26 December 2018, 14:04
Non techie people always assume cos you worked in IT that you must know everything about all computers. Got asked to sort an ancient blackberry a few months ago.
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minestrone replied

26 December 2018, 13:36
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

If... another guest asks me to look at their iPad or cellphone issues I will stuff it up their ar** ...

You'll be a man my son
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Zigenare replied

25 December 2018, 20:10
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

If... another guest asks me to look at their iPad or cellphone issues I will stuff it up their ar** ...

"My daily rate is £xxx, shall I book you in for Thursday?" <-- try this.
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northernladyuk replied

25 December 2018, 19:42
Originally posted by GJABS View Post

Some guests would pay extra for that

Make sure vibrate mode is on.
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GJABS replied

25 December 2018, 18:50
Some guests would pay extra for that
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25 December 2018, 18:45
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If... another guest asks me to look at their iPad or cellphone issues I will stuff it up their ar** ...
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