If... another guest asks me to look at their iPad or cellphone issues I will stuff it up their ar** ...
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Make sure vibrate mode is on.Originally posted by GJABS View PostSome guests would pay extra for that
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"My daily rate is £xxx, shall I book you in for Thursday?" <-- try this.Originally posted by Paddy View PostIf... another guest asks me to look at their iPad or cellphone issues I will stuff it up their ar** ...Comment
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You'll be a man my sonOriginally posted by Paddy View PostIf... another guest asks me to look at their iPad or cellphone issues I will stuff it up their ar** ...Comment
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Non techie people always assume cos you worked in IT that you must know everything about all computers. Got asked to sort an ancient blackberry a few months ago.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Christmas Day at the parentals meant doing PC support. Any visit means doing PC support now I think about it.Comment
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I just do it as they call in between their house down south and their flat up north...Originally posted by ladymuck View PostChristmas Day at the parentals meant doing PC support. Any visit means doing PC support now I think about it.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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You stuffed something up his **rse?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI may have been guilty of this with MrFitz at the CUK party.
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