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Previously on "HMRC tax hotline for psychopaths"

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    So there you go - enjoy having your arse spanked with a Woman's Weekly - then get your Rainbow colours out and go on parade...
    RIP Victoria Wood!

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Interestingly i always though Bi meant you like both male and female - with Bi meaning in this case 2 - however as that would seem to imply there are only 2 genders that must be wrong ...

    But for me the best is the K

    'Kink is about those who have kinky fantasies. This could involve BDSM (bondage, discipline and sadomasochism) where sexual fantasies include anything from tying each other up in the bedroom, to altogether more painful activities… If you’ve heard of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ (and we’re assuming that you probably have), kink is what sultry Mr. Grey is in to. No matter what you think of the book (or the film), it certainly raised awareness about the kink community.'

    So there you go - enjoy having your arse spanked with a Woman's Weekly - then get your Rainbow colours out and go on parade...
    Yes - bi is liking both, which suggest gay and/or straight - again an implication of only two sexes.

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Shouldn't it have stopped at LGB? Bi suggests only two sexualities, gay or straight (or in bi's case, both/greedy/desperate) so trans should be incompatible with bi.
    Interestingly i always though Bi meant you like both male and female - with Bi meaning in this case 2 - however as that would seem to imply there are only 2 genders that must be wrong ...

    But for me the best is the K

    'Kink is about those who have kinky fantasies. This could involve BDSM (bondage, discipline and sadomasochism) where sexual fantasies include anything from tying each other up in the bedroom, to altogether more painful activities… If you’ve heard of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ (and we’re assuming that you probably have), kink is what sultry Mr. Grey is in to. No matter what you think of the book (or the film), it certainly raised awareness about the kink community.'

    So there you go - enjoy having your arse spanked with a Woman's Weekly - then get your Rainbow colours out and go on parade...

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Shouldn't it have stopped at LGB? Bi suggests only two sexualities, gay or straight (or in bi's case, both/greedy/desperate) so trans should be incompatible with bi.
    Australian comic Steve Hughes has an interesting take on homosexuality - very funny and deffo NSFW!

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    It's LGBTQIAPK apparently.

    Pride: Our Guide To All Things LGBTQIAPK | MTV UK

    Although the P stands for pan sexual and not pedo as many people would have you believe.
    Shouldn't it have stopped at LGB? Bi suggests only two sexualities, gay or straight (or in bi's case, both/greedy/desperate) so trans should be incompatible with bi.

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    A help line is needed for those suffering due to HMRC psychopaths harrassing them.
    Isn't that what the tax dodgers thread is for?

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  • GreenMirror
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    A help line is needed for those suffering due to HMRC psychopaths harrassing them.

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  • PhiltheGreek
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    Whatnot is a superior term. Besides, they're going to run out of letters if they think up any more proclivities.

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  • original PM
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    It's LGBTQIAPK apparently.

    Pride: Our Guide To All Things LGBTQIAPK | MTV UK

    Although the P stands for pan sexual and not pedo as many people would have you believe.

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  • Lance
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    Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
    these days of poofs and whatnot.
    whatnot?


    Is it LGBTQI....W now?

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  • PhiltheGreek
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Me thinks the OP has pissed off a lady.....
    One thinks so too*, and she sounds ghastly. Full disclosure, OP, then you shall have my answer.

    * - or a bloke. One can't be too judgemental in these days of poofs and whatnot.

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by SeededLoaf View Post
    How easy would it be for a psychopathic person to cause a world of pain for a contractor? E.g if they call the HMRC hotline and claim that you're fiddling expenses or billing as outside of IR35 but actually inside. Is it that easy to trigger a tax inspection?

    Even if you are squeeky clean it'd still waste lots of time and money.
    Me thinks the OP has pissed off a lady.....

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    That's a federal organisation - you need to contact the relevant Cantonal Steueramt.
    we bow to your greater expertise at pissing people off

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    Eidgenossische Steuerverwaltung
    That's a federal organisation - you need to contact the relevant Cantonal Steueramt.

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    nah the loafers are all abroad moaning about UK politics.
    There's always der Bundeszentralamt für Steuern

    and Eidgenossische Steuerverwaltung

    just thinking, like

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