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Originally posted by original PM View PostInterestingly i always though Bi meant you like both male and female - with Bi meaning in this case 2 - however as that would seem to imply there are only 2 genders that must be wrong ...
But for me the best is the K
'Kink is about those who have kinky fantasies. This could involve BDSM (bondage, discipline and sadomasochism) where sexual fantasies include anything from tying each other up in the bedroom, to altogether more painful activities… If you’ve heard of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ (and we’re assuming that you probably have), kink is what sultry Mr. Grey is in to. No matter what you think of the book (or the film), it certainly raised awareness about the kink community.'
So there you go - enjoy having your arse spanked with a Woman's Weekly - then get your Rainbow colours out and go on parade...
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostShouldn't it have stopped at LGB? Bi suggests only two sexualities, gay or straight (or in bi's case, both/greedy/desperate) so trans should be incompatible with bi.
But for me the best is the K
'Kink is about those who have kinky fantasies. This could involve BDSM (bondage, discipline and sadomasochism) where sexual fantasies include anything from tying each other up in the bedroom, to altogether more painful activities… If you’ve heard of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ (and we’re assuming that you probably have), kink is what sultry Mr. Grey is in to. No matter what you think of the book (or the film), it certainly raised awareness about the kink community.'
So there you go - enjoy having your arse spanked with a Woman's Weekly - then get your Rainbow colours out and go on parade...
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostShouldn't it have stopped at LGB? Bi suggests only two sexualities, gay or straight (or in bi's case, both/greedy/desperate) so trans should be incompatible with bi.
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Originally posted by original PM View PostIt's LGBTQIAPK apparently.
Pride: Our Guide To All Things LGBTQIAPK | MTV UK
Although the P stands for pan sexual and not pedo as many people would have you believe.
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A help line is needed for those suffering due to HMRC psychopaths harrassing them.
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Whatnot is a superior term. Besides, they're going to run out of letters if they think up any more proclivities.
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It's LGBTQIAPK apparently.
Pride: Our Guide To All Things LGBTQIAPK | MTV UK
Although the P stands for pan sexual and not pedo as many people would have you believe.
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Originally posted by original PM View PostMe thinks the OP has pissed off a lady.....
* - or a bloke. One can't be too judgemental in these days of poofs and whatnot.
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Originally posted by SeededLoaf View PostHow easy would it be for a psychopathic person to cause a world of pain for a contractor? E.g if they call the HMRC hotline and claim that you're fiddling expenses or billing as outside of IR35 but actually inside. Is it that easy to trigger a tax inspection?
Even if you are squeeky clean it'd still waste lots of time and money.
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Originally posted by BR14 View PostEidgenossische Steuerverwaltung
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