Reply to: HMRC tax hotline for psychopaths

[Zigenare]

So there you go - enjoy having your arse spanked with a Woman's Weekly - then get your Rainbow colours out and go on parade...

RIP Victoria Wood!

[LondonManc]

Interestingly i always though Bi meant you like both male and female - with Bi meaning in this case 2 - however as that would seem to imply there are only 2 genders that must be wrong ...

But for me the best is the K

'Kink is about those who have kinky fantasies. This could involve BDSM (bondage, discipline and sadomasochism) where sexual fantasies include anything from tying each other up in the bedroom, to altogether more painful activities… If you’ve heard of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ (and we’re assuming that you probably have), kink is what sultry Mr. Grey is in to. No matter what you think of the book (or the film), it certainly raised awareness about the kink community.'

So there you go - enjoy having your arse spanked with a Woman's Weekly - then get your Rainbow colours out and go on parade...

Yes - bi is liking both, which suggest gay and/or straight - again an implication of only two sexes.

[original PM]

Shouldn't it have stopped at LGB? Bi suggests only two sexualities, gay or straight (or in bi's case, both/greedy/desperate) so trans should be incompatible with bi.

Interestingly i always though Bi meant you like both male and female - with Bi meaning in this case 2 - however as that would seem to imply there are only 2 genders that must be wrong ...

But for me the best is the K

'Kink is about those who have kinky fantasies. This could involve BDSM (bondage, discipline and sadomasochism) where sexual fantasies include anything from tying each other up in the bedroom, to altogether more painful activities… If you’ve heard of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ (and we’re assuming that you probably have), kink is what sultry Mr. Grey is in to. No matter what you think of the book (or the film), it certainly raised awareness about the kink community.'

So there you go - enjoy having your arse spanked with a Woman's Weekly - then get your Rainbow colours out and go on parade...

[Zigenare]

Shouldn't it have stopped at LGB? Bi suggests only two sexualities, gay or straight (or in bi's case, both/greedy/desperate) so trans should be incompatible with bi.

Australian comic Steve Hughes has an interesting take on homosexuality - very funny and deffo NSFW!

[LondonManc]

It's LGBTQIAPK apparently.

Pride: Our Guide To All Things LGBTQIAPK | MTV UK

Although the P stands for pan sexual and not pedo as many people would have you believe.

Shouldn't it have stopped at LGB? Bi suggests only two sexualities, gay or straight (or in bi's case, both/greedy/desperate) so trans should be incompatible with bi.

[BR14]

A help line is needed for those suffering due to HMRC psychopaths harrassing them.

Isn't that what the tax dodgers thread is for?

[GreenMirror]

A help line is needed for those suffering due to HMRC psychopaths harrassing them.

[PhiltheGreek]

Whatnot is a superior term. Besides, they're going to run out of letters if they think up any more proclivities.

[original PM]

It's LGBTQIAPK apparently.

Pride: Our Guide To All Things LGBTQIAPK | MTV UK

Although the P stands for pan sexual and not pedo as many people would have you believe.

[Lance]

these days of poofs and whatnot.

whatnot?


Is it LGBTQI....W now?

[PhiltheGreek]

Me thinks the OP has pissed off a lady.....

One thinks so too*, and she sounds ghastly. Full disclosure, OP, then you shall have my answer.

* - or a bloke. One can't be too judgemental in these days of poofs and whatnot.

[original PM]

How easy would it be for a psychopathic person to cause a world of pain for a contractor? E.g if they call the HMRC hotline and claim that you're fiddling expenses or billing as outside of IR35 but actually inside. Is it that easy to trigger a tax inspection?

Even if you are squeeky clean it'd still waste lots of time and money.

Me thinks the OP has pissed off a lady.....

[vetran]

That's a federal organisation - you need to contact the relevant Cantonal Steueramt.

we bow to your greater expertise at pissing people off

[NotAllThere]

Eidgenossische Steuerverwaltung

That's a federal organisation - you need to contact the relevant Cantonal Steueramt.

[BR14]

nah the loafers are all abroad moaning about UK politics.

There's always der Bundeszentralamt für Steuern

and Eidgenossische Steuerverwaltung

just thinking, like