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Previously on "Monday Links from the Bench vol. CDXLVI"

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    Amazed you know what a zipper is.
    He can barely keep his trousers on long enough to need the zipper anyway...

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    #MeToo

    Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!

    https://youtu.be/ZwTHVZHqSb0

    Even has one of Ass guru's favourite saying in it.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Everytime I see or hear the word Armadillo all I can think of is Dime Bar but guess that's an age thing.
    #MeToo

    Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
    Zippers on pillow covers? What kind of a halfwit would buy those?

    Disgusted of Windsor.
    they are actually great, don't slip off.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Though why anybody needs anything more than that wealth of armadillo information is beyond me
    Everytime I see or hear the word Armadillo all I can think of is Dime Bar but guess that's an age thing.

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Godlike status re-confirmed...
    Though why anybody needs anything more than that wealth of armadillo information is beyond me

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  • PhiltheGreek
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    Amazed you know what a zipper is.
    Not saying much, I bet you're also amazed by indoor sanitation and electric lighting too. Besides, there's one on the gimp's mask in Pulp Fiction.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    I just thought it was an amusing cockup

    I think a lot of scientists are on holiday at the moment as they don't seem to have been posting so much good stuff. Though maybe they're back, as I've just found a couple of good things in the space of five minutes. Here; you can have one now to make up for it: Why Earth’s Cracked Crust May Be Essential for Life
    Godlike status re-confirmed...

    In 2012, the film director James Cameron became the first person to dive solo all the way down the deepest gash on Earth.
    <giggle>

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    Amazed you know what a zipper is.
    He thought it was a racist term and was looking forward to dropping it in at the most inappropriate moment.

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Not wanting to provoke the legend that is NF or anger his loyal followers but....

    I thought this one was a bit of a damp squib....



    I think I was hoping for a more interesting story with some analysis I guess but it was just more like a news article that was more or less covered in the text with the link......
    I just thought it was an amusing cockup

    I think a lot of scientists are on holiday at the moment as they don't seem to have been posting so much good stuff. Though maybe they're back, as I've just found a couple of good things in the space of five minutes. Here; you can have one now to make up for it: Why Earth’s Cracked Crust May Be Essential for Life

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  • GreenMirror
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    Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
    Zippers on pillow covers? What kind of a halfwit would buy those?

    Disgusted of Windsor.
    Amazed you know what a zipper is.

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  • northernladuk
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    Not wanting to provoke the legend that is NF or anger his loyal followers but....

    I thought this one was a bit of a damp squib....

    •The US Postal Service Must Pay an Artist $3.5 Million After Accidentally Printing His Version of the Statue of Liberty on Billions of Stamps -
    I think I was hoping for a more interesting story with some analysis I guess but it was just more like a news article that was more or less covered in the text with the link......

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  • PhiltheGreek
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    Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
    Zippers on pillow covers? What kind of a halfwit would buy those?

    Disgusted of Windsor.
    Edit - unless they're yanks and mean cushions.

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  • PhiltheGreek
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    Zippers on pillow covers? What kind of a halfwit would buy those?

    Disgusted of Windsor.

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Wot?

    No mention of Cobalt Thorium G?

    Devastated.

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