Reply to: Going a bit thin on top

[SimonMac]

Going a bit thin on top

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It's OK, you more than make up for it around the middle

[ChimpMaster]

There are some pretty nifty wigs these days. Or hair systems as they're known. I actually know a couple of people that wear them and you'd never know it wasn't their own hair.

[vetran]

Let your hair grow a foot long down both sides, and have a two-way Bobby Charlton comb-over

But on windy days try and stay indoors

Now I'm seeing this

[SueEllen]

Let your hair grow a foot long down both sides, and have a two-way Bobby Charlton comb-over

But on windy days try and stay indoors

He could get a wig like Trump.

[OwlHoot]

Let your hair grow a foot long down both sides, and have a two-way Bobby Charlton comb-over

But on windy days try and stay indoors

[RetSet]

It appears that after a few years of the missus and a few other people pointing out that I was beginning to go a bit thin on top, it appears with the hot weather recently I may need to wear a hat.

Now on the whole I have beautifully soft hair, the type of hair a rough sailor would rub his hands through and dream of Timotei or a nice soft fluffy teddy bear wrapped in silk.

I am now deciding that I need to cover this impending spot or at least have one of those Wayne Rooney / Shane Warne weaves (without screwing any old age prossies) of course.

What courses of action are open to a young dynamic go getter like myself?

Man The **** Up and get the clippers out. No. 1 or you're a wuss!

[greenlake]

Man, life is throwing you some curve balls. The bench, sugar tax, pasty tax and now losing the remnants of your ginger mullet.

Then they go and make upskirting illegal.

Feck, your life sucks right now.

If you could only see the bald spot....

[xoggoth]

Don't wash it and let some fungus grow.

[DimPrawn]

Man, life is throwing you some curve balls. The bench, sugar tax, pasty tax and now losing the remnants of your ginger mullet.

Then they go and make upskirting illegal.

Feck, your life sucks right now.

[greenlake]

What courses of action are open to a young dynamic go getter like myself?

Join the Church of the FSM and get a free hat....

[northernladuk]

I think that's the one and only time I'll ever see the word 'thin' in any of MF's me me me posts.

[Old Greg]

Self-hate is a daily routine for scooty, not an event.

Probably why he can't even put it on expenses.

[jamesbrown]

And check into the Thistle Hotel Heathrow for a weekend of self-hate.

Self-hate is a daily routine for scooty, not an event.

[Old Greg]

Reduced virility is nothing to be ashamed of. Get a smoking jacket and a copy of National Geographic.

And check into the Thistle Hotel Heathrow for a weekend of self-hate.

[scooterscot]

What courses of action are open to a young dynamic go getter like myself?

Reduced virility is nothing to be ashamed of. Get a smoking jacket and a copy of National Geographic.