LieMax or Climax

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ladymuck replied

28 March 2018, 09:29
I get bored if it takes too long. A quickie means I get more
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northernladyuk replied

28 March 2018, 07:37
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

10 mins seems like a long time to me....

It does seem unlikely that anyone could stand to be in your company for that long.
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NotAllThere replied

28 March 2018, 05:23
Originally posted by original PM View Post

Do these timings include fore play?...

What's golf got to do with it?

But if you get someone to read the article for you, you'll understand the timings include foreplay.
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greenlake replied

27 March 2018, 19:24
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

10 mins seems like a long time to me....

For a Welshman, it's actually minutes per flock....
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quackhandle replied

27 March 2018, 19:07
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

10 mins seems like a long time to me....

Surely there's a story in there, PC?

About being Inside? No right of substitution?

qh
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Yorkie62 replied

27 March 2018, 11:54
As one who was born and bred in Hull I can say that those Hull girls have to get on with it so they can move on to the next client. It wasn't the city of culture for nothing.

Or maybe those Southerners are just getting their minutes confused with their seconds.
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psychocandy replied

27 March 2018, 11:30
10 mins seems like a long time to me....
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original PM replied

27 March 2018, 09:23
Do these timings include fore play?

Or is it just the time from when the meat goes in to when it's finished?

Do you have to stop the clock when switching positions?

Some many questions really....
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DaveB replied

27 March 2018, 07:20
Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post

If only all these wonks who perform this useless research focused their energies on the war against cancer, for example, things may be very different.
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NotAllThere replied

27 March 2018, 05:37
Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post

If only all these wonks who perform this useless research focused their energies on the war against cancer, for example, things may be very different.

Oh look. A false dichotomy.

In any case, it was a survey commissioned by Superdrug to sell their new lube product. Hardly diverting from cancer research.
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Pip in a Poke replied

26 March 2018, 21:34
If only all these wonks who perform this useless research focused their energies on the war against cancer, for example, things may be very different.
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tarbera replied

26 March 2018, 21:33
Is the Scottish one because they are so fat they need to roll in flour 1st to find the wet spots ?
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vetran started a topic LieMax or Climax

26 March 2018, 21:24
LieMax or Climax

Faster than a speeding Tiger!

How long sex lasts for across the UK revealed | Daily Mail Online

THE 10 QUICKEST CLIMAXING CITIES
Hull - 10 minutes 37 seconds

Sheffield - 12 minutes

Cardiff - 12 minutes

Sunderland - 12 minutes 25 seconds

Norwich - 12 minutes 30 seconds

Newport - 12 minutes 57 seconds

Coventry - 13 minutes 18 seconds

Southampton - 14 minutes

Lisburn - 14 minutes 3 seconds

Edinburgh - 14 minutes 10 seconds

this is a new one on me, my back is like a ploughed field!

She also explained that women in Kingston-upon-Hull may feel obligated to 'liemax' - a popular term for a fake orgasm.
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