Reply to: Ten pin bowling etiquette

[woohoo]

You're a contractor. Stop whining. Buy your own ball.

What kind of contractor are you? Buy your own bowling alley.


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[darmstadt]

Not quite TEN pin bowling but I guess close enough!

I guess if we had stayed in the EU we would soon have been 9 pin bowling - with balls with no holes in tch.

Guess again, you really should know a bit more about England: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skittles_(sport)



No holes, no pins and quite probably old fuddy duddies:

[PhiltheGreek]

You mean you don't have someone who cleans and polishes your balls?

Fox Hat does for Jesus

[greenlake]

So went ten pin bowling at the weekend (Cheshire Oaks for this who are in the area )

Ah, bowling....

[original PM]

Can't help but share at a Kegelbahn (9 pins only) unless you use your own. However the good bowlers don't use balls with holes in them...

Not quite TEN pin bowling but I guess close enough!

I guess if we had stayed in the EU we would soon have been 9 pin bowling - with balls with no holes in tch.

[darmstadt]

Can't help but share at a Kegelbahn (9 pins only) unless you use your own. However the good bowlers don't use balls with holes in them...

[Lance]

etiquette?
At a ten-pin bowling alley?

It's not fecking croquet you know.

[NickFitz]

You're a contractor. Stop whining. Buy your own ball.

[NotAllThere]

You're a contractor. Stop whining. Buy your own ball.

[original PM]

It is poor etiquette to take a ball from the other side of the rack. If left to its own devices it is 50/50 which side of the rack the ball will go down when it returns, but with gentle coaxing you can ensure that your balls slide into the appropriate rack.

Very true - but if there is 4 on each team each using different weighted balls then by the time you get to go again there have been approx 7 more all returns...

[WTFH]

Don't eat free nuts laid out in bars.

Don't go to places where people lay their nuts out on the bars.

[HugeWhale]

It is poor etiquette to take a ball from the other side of the rack. If left to its own devices it is 50/50 which side of the rack the ball will go down when it returns, but with gentle coaxing you can ensure that your balls slide into the appropriate rack.

[Antman]

You are a man, pick that ball up, go over to this other person. Say to them in a clear and strong voice, "my ball".

Then take a quaver from his packet of crisps and shove it in your mouth. Then whilst crunching the quaver, say "understand bitch?".

Sorted.

lol, that's the way to do it!

[Jog On]

Don't eat free nuts laid out in bars.

[woohoo]

You are a man, pick that ball up, go over to this other person. Say to them in a clear and strong voice, "my ball".

Then take a quaver from his packet of crisps and shove it in your mouth. Then whilst crunching the quaver, say "understand bitch?".

Sorted.