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Previously on "New Census smear..."

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  • vetran
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    you couldn't make it up..

    King of Ink Land tattoo man invited for NHS smear test | Daily Mail Online

    Bearded 'King of Ink Land' is invited by the NHS for a cervical smear test after registering with a GP as gender neutral
    Tattoo-covered Mathew Whelan, 38, registered with his GP as 'gender neutral'
    He believes his body 'transcends gender' as he is 'walking, talking, breathing art'
    Britain's most tattooed man received a letter about getting a smear test

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    So your lovingly crafted detailed reply on the latter still goes right over my head, and I'm not bothered.
    Nice of you to confirm so quickly what BP said.
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Unlike you. Who always sound idiotic

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I was merely agreeing with Littlejohn's article, to which you included a link, on the census.

    I don't care about the other thing and never read it (and I don't think his census article related to it).

    So your lovingly crafted detailed reply on the latter still goes right over my head, and I'm not bothered.
    Littlejohn's article states:
    At least not all the information they gather is wasted, which is why they're so keen on asking about gender identity.
    The good news is that, while the rest of our public services are falling apart, we now also lead the world in transgender toilet provision, and the NHS is offering free cervical smear tests to men who define as women, even though they haven't got a cervix.
    Makes you proud to be British.
    His article relates to the satirical story run by SNN, because he summarised the satirical story as a throwaway comment in his article, with no link to the source. He's probably relying on the fact that most Daily Mail worshippers are "not bothered" by facts compared to fiction.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I can understand why you found that hard to follow, so here's a simple step by step guide.

    1. Read this.
    2. Southend News Network is a satirical site
    3. Littlejohn thought the report was real and republished it. Because he's an idiot with zero capacity for critical thinking,*

    HTH.

    * I do get why you like him.
    I was merely agreeing with Littlejohn's article, to which you included a link, on the census.

    I don't care about the other thing and never read it (and I don't think his census article related to it).

    So your lovingly crafted detailed reply on the latter still goes right over my head, and I'm not bothered.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    NAT and WTFH said she was a pussy cat.


    This was Cojak "explaining" to admin why he was wrong.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Cojak of course, we are afraid of her!
    NAT and WTFH said she was a pussy cat. And could take her any time.








    PS I may have lied to get them into trouble.....

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Sometimes you sound a bit idiotic, or at the very least thoughtless

    As a contractor, you're one of "the rich" as far as the Government is concerned. So do you really want to be paying more tax?
    Unlike you. Who always sound idiotic. I have not forgotten your comments from my perma ban. I would like to see you say that to my face.

    Personally I would not object to paying more tax as long as the rules are clear and followed. Like I would not object to losing TAA if it meant that HMRC had to scrap IR35.

    Who cares what the government thinks? It is their HMRC overlords who worry me. To them we are all glorified typists. Who should pay whatever tax they think fit without reason.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by HugeWhale View Post
    Anyway, how would a trans-man have a cervical smear? The usual route of entry would surely have a huge cock and balls in the way.
    That was the point of the joke by SNN, which Littlejohn (and others on the far right) took to be serious. They didn't spot that the man bringing the case was Nathan Grange-Vulva or that there was a person who was Southend Hospital’s Chief Clinician of Clinical Clinics, called Sir Henrietta Fuch-Weet.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Lance View Post
    Ouch.

    Use cash people if you don't want to be tracked.
    He used cash. The mistake was using clubcard too. The government can access these things.....

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  • HugeWhale
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    The world is spinning too fast for me. I struggle to keep up with this non-digital, pan-sexual, gender-neutral society that we live in.

    Anyway, how would a trans-man have a cervical smear? The usual route of entry would surely have a huge cock and balls in the way.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    If you read what he wrote, you'd see it's quite clear he was taken in. He's not a "world renowned newspaper columnist", he's a reasonably well known opinionated idiot*, who's achieved a certain amount of noteriety through his expression of controversial views. Q.v. "shockjock".

    Trans-men who still have a cervix should still have smears. Yes. Thank-you. In other news, the sky is blue and the Pope is Catholic.

    Who are the senior mods?



    * I do get why you like him, though I doubt you're as well known.
    Cojak of course, we are afraid of her!

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    If you read what he wrote, you'd see it's quite clear he was taken in.
    Oh no, you are completely wrong. Any time a Daily Mail story contains satire/lies it is because they are being funny, not because they fall for everything that fits their own beliefs system.
    You need to believe everything the Daily Mail says. Only then can you be a true Brit.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    More likely he knew it was facetious and carried on the joke
    If you read what he wrote, you'd see it's quite clear he was taken in. He's not a "world renowned newspaper columnist", he's a reasonably well known opinionated idiot*, who's achieved a certain amount of noteriety through his expression of controversial views. Q.v. "shockjock".

    Trans-men who still have a cervix should still have smears. Yes. Thank-you. In other news, the sky is blue and the Pope is Catholic.

    you two are just junior mods on a little bulletin board.
    Who are the senior mods?



    * I do get why you like him, though I doubt you're as well known.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I can understand why you found that hard to follow, so here's a simple step by step guide.

    1. Read this.
    2. Southend News Network is a satirical site
    3. Littlejohn thought the report was real and republished it. Because he's an idiot with zero capacity for critical thinking,*

    HTH.


    * I do get why you like him.
    More likely he knew it was facetious and carried on the joke which is why he is a world renowned newspaper columnist & you two are just junior mods on a little bulletin board.


    by the way if you are confused....

    https://www.nhs.uk/chq/Pages/should-...ing-tests.aspx

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Dunno about the fake news or whatever it was you were crowing about.
    I can understand why you found that hard to follow, so here's a simple step by step guide.

    1. Read this.
    2. Southend News Network is a satirical site
    3. Littlejohn thought the report was real and republished it. Because he's an idiot with zero capacity for critical thinking,*

    HTH.


    * I do get why you like him.

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