New car for the Pope - Caption competition?

[PurpleGorilla]

Shepherd gets bull in sheep’s clothing...

[WTFH]

[Clarkson voice ] Some say... he is the head of the Catholic church and that he got Leonardo DaVinci to paint his ceilings...

...all we know is... he's called The Pope.[/Clarkson voice]

[barrydidit]

This thing matches my frock. I'll have it.

[Paddy]

Pope demonstrates new miracle scratch remover pen

[NigelJK]

"Sell the Renault"

[northernladyuk]

'And the driving is like the driving of Jehu the son of Nimshi, for he drives furiously.'

[d000hg]

"Don't park here again. Next time it'll be the windows"

[PhiltheGreek]

"Great stuff, i'll be fighting off the clunge with a tulipty stick in no time"

[northernladyuk]

I swerve for paedos.

[WTFH]

JC's* special envoy to the Vatican pontificates about the new Huracan.









*Jeremy Clarkson

[Eirikur]

I name you Popy McPopeface

[scooterscot]

Pope inscribes the 11th commandment "Thou shalt travel in an adequately powered conveyance"

[GJABS]

His Holiness has received a new Lamborghini, which he has signed on the bonnet, and will give away for charity.

But what caption should this photo have?




Pope Francis given a Lamborghini sports car - but plans to auction it for charity