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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostUnless you count tucking them between her legs and wearing a tight pair of knickers.
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostLet them look around and then when they've gone inform the police of the theft of a number of Rolex's and other high end luxury items. As soon as the Police find out the viewers were clearly unable to afford the property they will come to the obvious conclusion they just wanted to thieve your stuff. They'll be bang to rights and you can just cream the insurance...
Take the house off the market and rinse and repeat next year.
If it is found out at a later date that you or your partner did not disclose all of your/their assets, the court can re-open the financial case and make a different order.
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Let them look around and then when they've gone inform the police of the theft of a number of Rolex's and other high end luxury items. As soon as the Police find out the viewers were clearly unable to afford the property they will come to the obvious conclusion they just wanted to thieve your stuff. They'll be bang to rights and you can just cream the insurance...
Take the house off the market and rinse and repeat next year.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSelling BP Towers at the moment. £795k. Getting a few silly enquiries - one in particular. Clearly unable to communicate properly. Probably smells.
Should I set the dogs on him? Or de-flea the place afterwards?
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Don't forget to sweep up the used gel wrappers, and the big pile of horse manure I dumped at the end of your drive earlier.
Are you selling direct or using an estate agent?
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSelling BP Towers at the moment. £795k. Getting a few silly enquiries - one in particular. Clearly unable to communicate properly. Probably smells.
Should I set the dogs on him? Or de-flea the place afterwards?
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Time wasting house viewers
Selling BP Towers at the moment. £795k. Getting a few silly enquiries - one in particular. Clearly unable to communicate properly. Probably smells.
Should I set the dogs on him? Or de-flea the place afterwards?Tags: None
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