It's been cancelled/postponed (maybe until 2021)

[WTFH]

I was wondering why she went to see the doctor for Sarcoptic mange.

Hey, I just hold the video camera with the wide angle lens, ask MF.

[BrilloPad]

I just checked with your current Mrs and she says definitely not

I was wondering why she went to see the doctor for Sarcoptic mange.

[WTFH]

I thought this was about your sex life.

I just checked with your current Mrs and she says definitely not

[BrilloPad]

I thought this was about your sex life.

[BlasterBates]

EU responds to have cake and eat it proposal for a transitional arrangement, with a counter proposal to shove a custard pie in the UK's face

[original PM]

They've already done that with the whole "Luftwaffe couldn't stop the bells" routine.

52% of England still thinks there's a war on...

And the remainder refuse to accept it.

[meridian]

Nonsense, they'll celebrate it as a sign of parliamentary sovereignty and invoke the Blitz Spirit.

They've already done that with the whole "Luftwaffe couldn't stop the bells" routine.

52% of England still thinks there's a war on...

[northernladuk]

Didn't you fail the screen test for that one?

At least I don't own one.

[northernladyuk]

What if Big Ben Dongs and not Bongs? Do we have to wait another couple of years?

Didn't you fail the screen test for that one?

[northernladuk]

What if Big Ben Dongs and not Bongs? Do we have to wait another couple of years?

[WTFH]

March 29th - last date we can spend GBP.
March 30th, heralded with the ringing of Big Ben and after months of strong and stable red white and blue negotiations, we join the Euro.

[northernladyuk]

If Big Ben does ring in March 2019 I suspect most Brexiteers will be wearing ear plugs whilst drowning their sorrows at being sold down the river.

Nonsense, they'll celebrate it as a sign of parliamentary sovereignty and invoke the Blitz Spirit.

[BlasterBates]

If Big Ben does ring in March 2019 to herald Britain's entry into the EEA/EFTA I suspect most Brexiteers will be wearing ear plugs whilst drowning their sorrows at being sold down the river.

[eek]

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/0...ell_ends_2021/

1. Brexit will happen when Big Ben bongs at midnight on 29th/30th March 2019
Prime Minister's spokesman in March 2018: "Downing Street this afternoon confirmed the 24-month deadline for reaching a Brexit deal will expire 'when Big Ben bongs midnight' on the night of March 29-30, 2019."

2. Big Ben will not bong until 2021, so that workers fixing it aren't deafened (which according to the Daily Mail is 'Health and Safety gone mad')


Since it's daylight, Theresa May must be spinning in her coffin trying to work out how she will U turn this one.

You've read the headline not the actual detail. Big ben will still be struck for special occasions including seeing in a new year. I'm sure it can be struck at midnight on March 29 2019 and probably will be...

[WTFH]

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/0...ell_ends_2021/

1. Brexit will happen when Big Ben bongs at midnight on 29th/30th March 2019
Prime Minister's spokesman in March 2018: "Downing Street this afternoon confirmed the 24-month deadline for reaching a Brexit deal will expire 'when Big Ben bongs midnight' on the night of March 29-30, 2019."

2. Big Ben will not bong until 2021, so that workers fixing it aren't deafened (which according to the Daily Mail is 'Health and Safety gone mad')


Since it's daylight, Theresa May must be spinning in her coffin trying to work out how she will U turn this one.