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He normally pays good money for a burly man in uniform to burst through his back door.
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He won't want them smashing his door down especially if he's been a very naughty boy.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostUnless he has been a very naughty boy.
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I've now got a mental wire brush out to scrub my brain of the thought of Admin and TM getting down to it in a field.Originally posted by vetran View Postwhat Admin getting his oats?
I mean, it was bad enough having to watch him tickling her tonsils during the last CUK leadership meeting. HMRC have rejected my therapist bills for that one.
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what Admin getting his oats?Originally posted by WTFH View PostAre you suggesting that he has been running through fields of wheat with St Theresa?
...I'm going to have to get out my Moderator's Handbook (the edition they brought out after the MF fiasco) to see if that is a banable offence.
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Kicking off at congressional baseball practice
Are you suggesting that he has been running through fields of wheat with St Theresa?Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostUnless he has been a very naughty boy.
...I'm going to have to get out my Moderator's Handbook (the edition they brought out after the MF fiasco) to see if that is a banable offence.
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Unless he has been a very naughty boy.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI'd appreciate it, but probably a little too close to the knuckle. And Admin probably wouldn't want Plod smashing his door in at 4 in the morning.
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I'd appreciate it, but probably a little too close to the knuckle. And Admin probably wouldn't want Plod smashing his door in at 4 in the morning.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostPS I was going to create a sockie called ISIS but decided best not to. No CUK block I notice though.
I passed on your cartoon idea about a man-size cat flap and the burglar to one of my daughters who does cartoony stuff. If she gets round to doing it, I'll post it here.
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PS I was going to create a sockie called ISIS but decided best not to. No CUK block I notice though.
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As the new leader of ISIS I can confirm we have.Has ISIS claimed responsibility yet?
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