Originally posted by ChimpMaster
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Originally posted by redgiant View PostBack when I was more naive in school this was a stiffy
(no red giant there then)
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I was a kid when I did this and they told my mum at parents evening, I had to write what I did that weekend and what happened was the exhaust on my mums car had come off while driving and she used her tights to tie it up until we could to a repair place, I had spelt tights wrong though and had spelt it as 'tits', so my mum had secured the exhaust to the car by tying her tits around it.
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Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View PostWell, why not switch it off?
Predictive text is for aunts :
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Damn modern technology! Bring back good old Morse Code. Much more reliable. Mind you, the porn wasn't much good.
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostI do dislike my phone's autocorrect replacing a commonly used word with 'duck'. I most definitely am not after a good ducking; not since the witch trials, anyway.
Predictive text is for aunts :
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I do dislike my phone's autocorrect replacing a commonly used word with 'duck'. I most definitely am not after a good ducking; not since the witch trials, anyway.
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI believe he would face a bit of surprise if he did
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostThere was no typo. It was an intentional 'mistake' to try and test his chances
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Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View PostI have a (male) friend stopping over tonight. He occassionally works locally and stops over.
Got this text from him last night
Very swiftly followed up with
I'm just worried that his predictive text is congisant of the word stiffy
Think I'll be popping the deadlock on my bedroom door.
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