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vetran replied

15 March 2017, 23:45
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

I'm sure you're aware that "IR35" is her pet name for her .....

I bet you opt in!

NLUK of course opts out after asking his accountant.
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Mordac replied

15 March 2017, 22:09
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

I'm sure you're aware that "IR35" is her pet name for her .....

But only if you're inside...
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greenlake replied

15 March 2017, 17:28
Plan B....

Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes

Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook
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WTFH replied

15 March 2017, 17:22
Originally posted by vetran View Post

so Employee relief is that a "Benefit in Kind"?

Is it a "one Shot" tax

are there any roll over opportunities?

If assisted what is the tax situation if the issue is shared?

I'm sure you're aware that "IR35" is her pet name for her .....
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vetran replied

15 March 2017, 16:41
so Employee relief is that a "Benefit in Kind"?

Is it a "one Shot" tax

are there any roll over opportunities?

If assisted what is the tax situation if the issue is shared?
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Mordac replied

15 March 2017, 16:01
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Did you think I just did this for the money?

Never crossed my mind.
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WTFH replied

15 March 2017, 15:01
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

You didn't realise?
So there are some perks for Mods then...

Did you think I just did this for the money?
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Mordac replied

15 March 2017, 14:55
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

When did NLyUK start charging?

You didn't realise?
So there are some perks for Mods then...
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LondonManc replied

15 March 2017, 13:17
Originally posted by billybiro View Post

Only if we can fine women $100 for every egg they lose during a period as an 'act against an unborn child'

What a bloody mess that would be.
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billybiro replied

15 March 2017, 13:15
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Female politician proposes law to fine men $100 for masturbating as 'act against an unborn child' | The Independent

£100 fine for a hand shandy anyone?
Hard to enforce, I know, but maybe we can all be "deemed" s
Then we'd have to dispute the HMRC estimate. Maybe there'd be an online tool?
Would IT geeks be charged double?

Could it work though?

Only if we can fine women $100 for every egg they lose during a period as an 'act against an unborn child'
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SueEllen replied

15 March 2017, 13:14
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

New to Roman Catholics?

All US Christians regardless of denomination or sect seem mad.
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LondonManc replied

15 March 2017, 13:12
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

"An abomination!"

Texas is a Christian state.

New to Roman Catholics?
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SueEllen replied

15 March 2017, 13:11
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

Up the bum fun?

"An abomination!"

Texas is a Christian state.
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LondonManc replied

15 March 2017, 13:10
Originally posted by Eirikur View Post

Menstruation should be a criminal offence as well. All eggs must be fertilized and not wasted in a stream of blood

It's called the Tampon Tax. It already exists unfortunately.
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Eirikur replied

15 March 2017, 13:08
Menstruation should be a criminal offence as well. All eggs must be fertilized and not wasted in a stream of blood
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