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This could clear the deficit!
				
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 Up the bum fun?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist
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 When did NLyUK start charging?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThe headline stipulation would categorise ejaculation outside either a vagina or medical facility...
 
 So would rape attract more or less than a £100 fine?
 
 Co-incidentally, isn't £100 what NLyUK charges?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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 Menstruation should be a criminal offence as well. All eggs must be fertilized and not wasted in a stream of bloodComment
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 It's called the Tampon Tax. It already exists unfortunately.Originally posted by Eirikur View PostMenstruation should be a criminal offence as well. All eggs must be fertilized and not wasted in a stream of bloodThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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 "An abomination!"Originally posted by LondonManc View PostUp the bum fun?
 
 Texas is a Christian state."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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 New to Roman Catholics?Originally posted by SueEllen View Post"An abomination!"
 
 Texas is a Christian state.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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 All US Christians regardless of denomination or sect seem mad.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostNew to Roman Catholics?"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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 Only if we can fine women $100 for every egg they lose during a period as an 'act against an unborn child'Originally posted by Mordac View PostFemale politician proposes law to fine men $100 for masturbating as 'act against an unborn child' | The Independent
 
  
 £100 fine for a hand shandy anyone?
 Hard to enforce, I know, but maybe we can all be "deemed" s s
 Then we'd have to dispute the HMRC estimate. Maybe there'd be an online tool?
 Would IT geeks be charged double?
 
 Could it work though? 
 
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 What a bloody mess that would be.Originally posted by billybiro View PostOnly if we can fine women $100 for every egg they lose during a period as an 'act against an unborn child'
 
  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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 You didn't realise?Originally posted by WTFH View PostWhen did NLyUK start charging?
 So there are some perks for Mods then... His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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