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This could clear the deficit!
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Up the bum fun?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
When did NLyUK start charging?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThe headline stipulation would categorise ejaculation outside either a vagina or medical facility...
So would rape attract more or less than a £100 fine?
Co-incidentally, isn't £100 what NLyUK charges?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Menstruation should be a criminal offence as well. All eggs must be fertilized and not wasted in a stream of bloodComment
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It's called the Tampon Tax. It already exists unfortunately.Originally posted by Eirikur View PostMenstruation should be a criminal offence as well. All eggs must be fertilized and not wasted in a stream of bloodThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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"An abomination!"Originally posted by LondonManc View PostUp the bum fun?
Texas is a Christian state."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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New to Roman Catholics?Originally posted by SueEllen View Post"An abomination!"
Texas is a Christian state.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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All US Christians regardless of denomination or sect seem mad.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostNew to Roman Catholics?"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Only if we can fine women $100 for every egg they lose during a period as an 'act against an unborn child'Originally posted by Mordac View PostFemale politician proposes law to fine men $100 for masturbating as 'act against an unborn child' | The Independent

£100 fine for a hand shandy anyone?
Hard to enforce, I know, but maybe we can all be "deemed"
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Then we'd have to dispute the HMRC estimate. Maybe there'd be an online tool?
Would IT geeks be charged double?
Could it work though?
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What a bloody mess that would be.Originally posted by billybiro View PostOnly if we can fine women $100 for every egg they lose during a period as an 'act against an unborn child'
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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You didn't realise?Originally posted by WTFH View PostWhen did NLyUK start charging?
So there are some perks for Mods then...
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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