Ex Mrs BP?

[shaunbhoy]

The question is.........Would Mich?

[TestMangler]

That would be like shagging a burst couch.

[greenlake]

Surely you mean, she is fat! Mmmmmmmmm! Chewy.

PS Could be fatter though, even better.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Actually she looks a lot like an ex girlfriend who was great fun to be with.

I suppose you are Brad Pitt?

Well, he might be, if Brad Pitt was a fat sockie troll

[xoggoth]

Proper curves, cheeky smile, fantastic chesticles. I'm in.

She is fat.

Surely you mean, she is fat! Mmmmmmmmm! Chewy.

PS Could be fatter though, even better.

[vetran]

I think we know why she got divorced, apart from MarkyMark here who else would be able to handle her?

FTFY

Actually she looks a lot like an ex girlfriend who was great fun to be with.

I suppose you are Brad Pitt?

[fullyautomatix]

I think we know why she got divorced, apart from MarkyMark here who else would even go a mile of her?

[northernladuk]

Can't be. Ex Mrs BP set light to hers ages ago...

[vetran]

She is fat

more cushion for the pushin!

[Eirikur]

Proper curves, cheeky smile, fantastic chesticles. I'm in.

She is fat

[MrMarkyMark]

Nice big spliff for afters as well, looking at the picture

[vetran]

Proper curves, cheeky smile, fantastic chesticles. I'm in.

Indeed if you pulled that on a night out you know you would enjoy yourself.

[LondonManc]

Proper curves, cheeky smile, fantastic chesticles. I'm in.

[NigelJK]

Another non-story photo-op from the DM.

[vetran]

Oh I like her

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