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Originally posted by pjclarke View Post
But seriously, Washington DC as a city is mostly populated by democrats. Also republican Trump supporters were more likely to be working than their Obama-supporting democrat counterparts.
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Been trumping it all over twitter (glorious pun)
Those marching pussies complaining about the greatest President ever, seriously?
Who do they think they are? I can hold a can of Corrs Light sideways in my vijay jay. If I can push out three twelve pounders without barely touching the sides, these barren spinsters have plenty to learn from me.
Wrote column for DM savaging those lefties marching their unsightly flab all over the place; all so fugly, they’d be on their knees with gratitude if they ever got grabbed by the pussy
Ran out of underwear, been wetter than a Thai flood; fortunately Macys deliver to VIPs;
Speaking of deliveries, had to call in a special favour from Bikers for Trump – David ran out of Viagra at a crucial moment; still, while we waited, he made up for it by giving me a good old fashioned tongue lashing, chortle, snort
Baal phoned in a bit of a state; goat all bloodied from the rat and the snake has disappeared; Nestor claims he knows nothing about it
David and I went for a midnight stroll amongst the homeless, passing out KKK leaflets to give them something to read – the few that can of course, snort.
Felt so invigorated when we got back to the hotel that I googled dead refugees and did a celebratory dance when I saw a rise in numbers
Too bad David is busy tonight at a formal white hood event, but there are many others fighting for my company, naturally
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI did see somebody (I think a NYT journalist) on Twitter say that those photos were taken at different times: the Trump photo on the left was at 11:04, the Obama one on the right at 11:30.
But I'm still not convinced that space could have been filled in twenty-six minutes, and things like number of passengers on the Metro system were down too, so I doubt Trump broke any attendance records
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Kellyanne Elizabeth Conway is an American Republican campaign manager, strategist, pollster, and the current Counselor to President Donald J. Trump.
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Originally posted by pjclarke View Post
But I'm still not convinced that space could have been filled in twenty-six minutes, and things like number of passengers on the Metro system were down too, so I doubt Trump broke any attendance records
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See, we do agree on some things Complete muppet. I think that's going to be a common theme in this administration. Being thin-skinned is not a good attribute when you're in power
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He's a joke isn't he? He introduced that press conference Trump did the other week. I thought at the time he sounded like an uptight homosexual having a hissy fit over summat (like Elton John in that Tantrums and Tiara's documentary from a few years ago). I think he might prove to be good value for money
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One news outlet got something right:
(Might possibly be fake, but still true...)
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