Reply to: I wanted to search to see if this was a new service from my postie

[d000hg]

Contractors don't help the help, lesson 1 at contractor school, are you a perm?

Ah, the classless New Rich. Old Money know it's important to look after their staff.

[MrMarkyMark]

Contractors don't have tiny houses that you have to squeeze past cars to get into.

And proper contractors don't use a postie to deliver their gear, they use a personal courier service.

[WTFH]

Contractors don't help the help, lesson 1 at contractor school, are you a perm?

Contractors don't have tiny houses that you have to squeeze past cars to get into.

[MrMarkyMark]

Maybe be a contractor and make sure you have enough room in front of your house for the postie to deliver you coke without scratching your car.

[woohoo]

Maybe be a contractor and make sure you have enough room in front of your house for the postie to deliver you coke without scratching your car.

Contractors don't help the help, lesson 1 at contractor school, are you a perm?

[WTFH]

Maybe be a contractor and make sure you have enough room in front of your house for the postie to deliver you coke without scratching your car.

[woohoo]

Maybe park to leave him room.

Maybe park it on his head so he don't forget he messin with the street boz.

[d000hg]

Maybe park to leave him room.

[woohoo]

My one randomly scratches my car cause he cant be arsed lifting his bag up when on the drive.

[d000hg]

As an example of how they are always watching stuff posted through normal channels...

A mate is the youth worker/pastor at our church. He often tries to engage people using fun chemistry tricks (hydrogen+fairy liquid, foam, etc). I can't remember the details but for one demo he ordered a few bits and pieces online, I think from multiple vendors.
Shortly afterwards, he had a knock on the door and it was the police.
Turns out the things he'd bought could be used together to create something dodgy (I can't recall drugs or explosives) and the automated systems and pieced this together and flagged it to the rozzers.

[greenlake]

I'd be happy if mine just delivers!

I wish my postman was a bit more discreet....

[MrMarkyMark]

Is your postman delivering drugs? - BBC Newsbeat

Disappointingly, the headline isn't a new offer.

Maybe it explains why my postie continues delivering to the wrong house, even though he has been on the same round for several years - he's completely off his nut

[vwdan]

I'd be happy if mine just delivers!

Just lamb, chicken or fish for now?

[SimonMac]

I'd be happy if mine just delivers!

[NickFitz]

Years ago there was a student at the Polytechnic here who was going over to Amsterdam and buying sheets of blotter acid, which he'd post back to his home address (though with a false name). Nice little earner until one day his air mail envelope arrived and, opening it, he found the joker from a pack of cards

A few minutes later one of his mates who was visiting left the house - only to come flying back into the hall before he'd got the front door shut behind him, closely followed by a number of burly coppers, a dog, and several members of the drug squad. He got eighteen months, as I recall

(For the avoidance of doubt: I actually knew the guy slightly through mutual friends and he confirmed the details to me in conversation one evening while he was on bail awaiting trial, so it's not just an urban legend.)