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Previously on "Christmas works drinks..."

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  • filthy1980
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    only just seen this thread

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Debrief from the day now, please.


    All fine and back to normal, thankfully. I'm not back in the office yet, but we went for a quick coffee on the last day and laughed about it then talked shop as it we hadn't seen each others bits.


    Phew.

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  • administrator
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Admin, is it too late to change the Thread of the Year I voted for to this one?
    Ah, so you were the one person from the forum who voted this year Yes, will change it for you!

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Chortle!

    If I was a copper and you were obviously "Caucasian" I'd do you for wasting police time, because "Black Caribbean" is five letters longer to write down!
    Yeah, but it's easier for them to spell. And they get more practice

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    They ask “what ethnicity do you your describe yourself” and I reply “Black Caribbean”. They don’t look happy but they have to tick the box.
    Chortle!

    If I was a copper and you were obviously "Caucasian" I'd do you for wasting police time, because "Black Caribbean" is five letters longer to write down!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    “what ethnicity
    do you your describe yourself” and I reply “Black Caribbean”. They don’t look happy but they have to tick the box.
    See its you upsetting the stop & search figures

    Now this is my mental image obviously quite wrong.

    Last edited by vetran; 23 December 2016, 11:10. Reason: bleedin s

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  • Paddy
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    Unfortunately I am driving so zero alcohol for me. It has paid off in former years when being randomly stopped. No smell of alcohol and piggy does not even bother to breathalyse me. However, I always ask if they have finished, then I give them a rollicking and insist that they give me a “stop” notice. They ask “what ethnicity
    do you your describe yourself” and I reply “Black Caribbean”. They don’t look happy but they have to tick the box.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    He does seem a little tetchy.
    nope just having fun yanking your & AssGuru's chain.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Well someone isn't getting any for sure
    He does seem a little tetchy.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Your need for counselling is becoming increasingly evident.
    Well someone isn't getting any for sure

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Your need for counselling is becoming increasingly evident.
    don't worry Moody I'm fine.

    Tell you what, why don't you merge the last 3 days threads for no reason to make yourself feel better.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    So who did you wake up with this morning?
    MrsB, after an hours sleep

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    meow
    Your need for counselling is becoming increasingly evident.

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  • OwlHoot
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    So many bitter people here scoffing at office romances.

    But then with the divorce laws in this country I guess it's understandable.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    So who did you wake up with this morning?
    meow

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