How do you measure up?

[greenlake]

Mines big enough to fill a pram.

[vetran]

Mines big enough to fill a pram.

we are talking about penises not Moobs!

[d000hg]

Mines big enough to fill a pram.

That's why all the mums run away when they see you looking at their babies in prams.

[SimonMac]

Size isn't everything, I have a 6 inch purple header in my pocket that drives all the women wild

[MarillionFan]

Mines big enough to fill a pram.

[NigelJK]

Mines 12" but I don't use it as rule.

[vetran]

I use SMM 7 or NRM to measure up

(Nerd QS joke)

National Rail Museum? Now that's just boasting.

Now some of our posters use micrometers.


Now the relationship between at rest & loud & proud is most definitely not linear at 1.4 times.

[xoggoth]

Hah Mine is 10 inches! Oh no hang on, I meant mm.

[Halo Jones]

I use SMM 7 or NRM to measure up

(Nerd QS joke)

[BrilloPad]

Apparently assguru has even less than NLyUK post op.

[d000hg]

it appears (unsurprisingly) that there’s a linear relationship between a soft and a hard penis. On average, add 1.4 centimeters (0.55 inches) to go from one to the other.

That sounds off to me, though measuring the former is surely hard to do accurately

[greenlake]

The Internet has been taken by storm with the groundbreaking news that men appear to lie when asked to measure and report the size of their private parts

Have you never lied to get out of a ticket....?

[Platypus]

Large New Analysis On Penis Size "Reveals" Something Completely Obvious | IFLScience