Reply to: Something really serious

[xoggoth]

Aaaah! Thanks missus. I might even donate 5p for your next bike ride.

[mudskipper]

Sob!

God, that sounded really mean!

I forgot I 'marked all read' earlier, so didn't spot you'd posted a new story - my disappointment was that I thought there was none!

Off to have a read now...

[RSoles]

Been done before.

Next!

Even the domino-people of Kergh?

[xoggoth]

<Returns, disappointed>

Sob!

[mudskipper]

PS Right. Done it. More like a philosophical treatise than a story, that will bore the old ladies.

<checks story thread.>
<Returns, disappointed>

[DimPrawn]

OK, so how about a guy who steps out of his house and walks down the road.
He's chased by battle-hardened zombie Nazis who try to bundle him into this purple chip-van.
He beats them off and runs away, but then the pavement melts beneath his feet and he
falls down into a massive crevasse full of ice and polar bears dressed as traffic wardens.
He climbs higher and higher out of the crevasse and is kidnapped by the domino-people of Kergh.
They transport him back to their planet where everybody is a domino. Suddenly the Sun explodes
in a kaleidoscope of colour and he's back at school, only he's naked and everyone's laughing
at him. So he uses his desk to smash a window and jumps out. Then he's flying, gliding, soaring
above the town. Eagles appear and snatch him and take him back to their nest to feed to their chick.
He wrestles with the chick, finally stumbling over the side of the nest he finds himself in a bookshop
and finally, finally he finds the perfect book on edible Mushroom identification.

Been done before.

Next!

[RSoles]

OK, so how about a guy who steps out of his house and walks down the road.
He's chased by battle-hardened zombie Nazis who try to bundle him into this purple chip-van.
He beats them off and runs away, but then the pavement melts beneath his feet and he
falls down into a massive crevasse full of ice and polar bears dressed as traffic wardens.
He climbs higher and higher out of the crevasse and is kidnapped by the domino-people of Kergh.
They transport him back to their planet where everybody is a domino. Suddenly the Sun explodes
in a kaleidoscope of colour and he's back at school, only he's naked and everyone's laughing
at him. So he uses his desk to smash a window and jumps out. Then he's flying, gliding, soaring
above the town. Eagles appear and snatch him and take him back to their nest to feed to their chick.
He wrestles with the chick, finally stumbling over the side of the nest he finds himself in a bookshop
and finally, finally he finds the perfect book on edible Mushroom identification.

[xoggoth]

Hmmm. Doing some last minute bollux about big bugs and little bugs. Thanks Ogden Nash.

If I don't get my imagination back by next month I shan't bother again. Trouble is, the description of interests in my profile, "Staring at the wall" is beginning to become a reality. When is Dignitas going to implement my suggestion of providing suffocation by a fat lady's huge bottom?

Hmm. Need to update my profile, IT contractor and part time rent boy is not right now I'm retired from IT. It should be full time rent boy.

PS Right. Done it. More like a philosophical treatise than a story, that will bore the old ladies.

[vetran]

Drink the other half?

Damn beat me to it.

How about neo Europhiles that plan to take over the world and give them one currency & Language removing personal freedom.

oh been done before.

[RSoles]

Got my writer's club tomorrow and can't think of a story despite half a bottle of Pinot Grigiot. Any suggestions?

Drink the other half?

[SueEllen]

Any ideas spring from this? Yellowstone Park accident victim dissolved in boiling acidic pool - BBC News

This is another one - https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...al-meth-scheme

[greenlake]

Got my writer's club tomorrow and can't think of a story despite half a bottle of Pinot Grigiot. Any suggestions?

[Mordac]

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I won't tell the wife, and I'll let you know how long I manage to get away with it...

[NickFitz]

Any ideas spring from this? Yellowstone Park accident victim dissolved in boiling acidic pool - BBC News

[DimPrawn]

The minute anyone does that, all men are doomed. Only men can bleed radiators, take that away and we have no purpose.

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